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Suddenly this morning 23 notifications in my inbox, not had one for months. Did David's computer have a bad night or was Moby fiddling with it....
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if anyone gets any more can you let me know please.
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Pieces of Cake
by Ray Scully » 08 Jun 2014, 20:50
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A Banke,r a Tabloid reader, and an Immigrant are sitting around a table.
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A young prince living in a grass house on an exotic island was concerned about a rise in crime in the area. So he hid the jewel encrusted royal...
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Why is it that.......
by Romig1 » 26 Jan 2013, 10:18
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...women tennis players always look better from the back? :D
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Why is it that I love everybody ?
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Steering Wheel
by Qudos 1603 » 01 May 2014, 14:01
Man went into the loo at the pub and took his place next to the chap already there. As he is standing there, he looks across at the fella next to...
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Last post by Qudos 1603 01 May 2014, 14:01
Hazardous Materials Data Sheet
by Silver_Shiney » 21 Apr 2013, 10:29
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At the risk of getting another slap.....
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I feel so sorry for your wife :D
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NEED A LAUGH
by Scott1 » 11 Sep 2013, 21:54
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NEED A LAUGH
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The village idiots dog had died and he insisted on a proper funeral for his beloved dog.on the day of the funeral,all the village turned out to see...
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The night before Christmas
by Silver_Shiney » 28 Oct 2013, 22:13
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... as written by a technical writer for a firm that does Government contracting
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I'm rather disturbed that our revered leader and Head Smurf has donned his Christmas apparel already. For God's sake, it's the first of bl**dy...
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Last post by Not so ancient mariner 04 Nov 2013, 12:49
The Bible and Darwin's The Origin of Species
by The Monocled Mutineer » 03 Sep 2013, 13:39
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One day the zoo-keeper noticed that the orang-utan was reading two books - the Bible and Darwin's The Origin of Species. In surprise he asked the...
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Creationist: So could the days of creation be different lengths of time?
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Last post by Silver_Shiney 24 Sep 2013, 22:15
In a Glasgow Butcher's shop
by Not so ancient mariner » 22 Aug 2013, 12:26
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The butcher has just come back through from his cold store, and is standing with his back against the heater, thawing himself out.
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I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. And he said, No, you're right the...
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Last post by Not so ancient mariner 22 Aug 2013, 16:50
Recent ruling by the Australian Federal Court
by Not so ancient mariner » 19 Aug 2013, 16:26
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A seven year old boy was at the centre of a courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him.
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and me :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Jean W 19 Aug 2013, 18:02
Now ain't that true
by Silver_Shiney » 05 Aug 2013, 19:17
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WE WAS BRUNG UP PROPER !!
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You theiving git, that were our bed, that were, and me mam had to walk t'pit after them wheels went missing.
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Last post by Silver_Shiney 06 Aug 2013, 07:30
workforce
by Silver_Shiney » 23 Apr 2013, 18:53
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The UK is in DEEP trouble...
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Well I thought it was funny Alan - but there again I am a female & a Northerner to boot so I suppose I don't have the mental capacity to read...
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Last post by Silver_Shiney 17 Jul 2013, 16:49
Thoughtful biker.
by Not so ancient mariner » 27 Apr 2013, 05:45
On June 29th, a group of Orlando, Florida, bikers were riding south on I-275 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Skyway Bridge.
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Last post by Not so ancient mariner 27 Apr 2013, 05:45
Police complaint
by Silver_Shiney » 16 Apr 2013, 18:59
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This is a genuine complaint to Devon & Cornwall Police Force from an angry member of the public
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Brilliant, SS. So, do we know, did they ever turn up or do we have to wait for the next installment? The concept of Community bobbies is excellent...
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Last post by Silver_Shiney 25 Apr 2013, 20:18
A bit of Fun !!
by Dancing Queen » 22 Apr 2013, 12:55
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: Your shoes can tell you your age - - fun !
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:clap: :lol:
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Last post by Silver_Shiney 21 Apr 2013, 10:32
Axis of Evil Wannabees by John Cleese
by Silver_Shiney » 21 Apr 2013, 10:19
Bitter after being snubbed for membership in the Axis of Evil, Libya, China and Syria today announced that they had formed the Axis of Just as Evil,...
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Last post by Silver_Shiney 21 Apr 2013, 10:19
Extended Warranty registration
by Silver_Shiney » 16 Apr 2013, 19:13
Thank you for purchasing a McDonnell Douglas military aircraft. In order to protect your new investment, please take a few moments to fill out the...
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Last post by Silver_Shiney 16 Apr 2013, 19:13
Tell me about it
by Not so ancient mariner » 12 Apr 2013, 19:28
One day a devout Jewish man in a small town goes to visit his local Rabbi. The Rabbi asks, How can I help you today? The man replies Rabbi, it's...
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Last post by Not so ancient mariner 12 Apr 2013, 19:28
Monastery
by Peter D » 14 Mar 2013, 19:28
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A man is driving down the road and his car breaks down near a monastery.
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... an' close the door behind you ;)
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Last post by Silver_Shiney 01 Apr 2013, 21:42
Will I live to be 90?
by Not so ancient mariner » 30 Mar 2013, 07:22
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I recently gained a new GP as the one I had seen for years had retired. Since I had just turned 60, and not knowing me, the new chap decided to give...
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And that's exactly how I intend to arrive but with Merlot in hand rather than Chardonnay :o :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Dancing Queen 30 Mar 2013, 13:42
TESCO
by Ray Scully » 20 Jan 2013, 13:31
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Tesco are giving treble points on your Clubcard for all burgers and petrol, starting Monday.
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Shergar's bum (11 letters with 2 x s) is actually an anagram of Shamburgers - which may be even more appropriate!!
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Last post by Not so ancient mariner 30 Mar 2013, 08:53
EATING IN THE UK DURING THE FIFTIES
by jacksparrow » 27 Feb 2013, 15:12
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* Pasta we did not think had been invented
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My old Gran told me all about that stuff !!
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Last post by qbman1 14 Mar 2013, 16:04
Aging
by Silver_Shiney » 26 Feb 2013, 06:48
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A group of chaps, all aged 40, discussed where they should meet for lunch.
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Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked,
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Last post by Silver_Shiney 28 Feb 2013, 21:13
Accident Claim
by Peter D » 26 Feb 2013, 15:27
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Dear Sir,
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It's very clever and makes you wonder how they dream them up.
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Last post by oldbluefox 26 Feb 2013, 17:31
Smart A*se Answers
by qbman1 » 22 Jan 2013, 16:03
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As just promised in LOTP:
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Can't add anything, but have just read through these and have only just stopped laughing........ :)
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Last post by JenniC 20 Feb 2013, 20:13
Flying
by Silver_Shiney » 23 Jan 2013, 14:24
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Having now done a handful of cruises and several overseas flights, I’ve come to realise that, although the security procedures for boarding are just...
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Good to see you back, nsam!
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Last post by Silver_Shiney 19 Feb 2013, 06:40
I can't BEAR it...!
by qbman1 » 07 Feb 2013, 15:04
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Here's a bit of fun on YouTube:
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:lol: :lol:
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Last post by Wina G 07 Feb 2013, 19:00
If...
by Silver_Shiney » 04 Feb 2013, 13:56
IF you can keep your head when all about you
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Last post by Silver_Shiney 04 Feb 2013, 13:56
Flying (2)
by Silver_Shiney » 30 Jan 2013, 19:59
Kulula airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight safety lecture and announcements a bit more entertaining.
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Last post by Silver_Shiney 30 Jan 2013, 19:59
Einstein the Parrot
by qbman1 » 29 Jan 2013, 12:37
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This has been doing the e-mail rounds but, in case you haven't seen it, it is well worth a look
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very good!
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Last post by Silver_Shiney 29 Jan 2013, 13:41
How not to board a yacht
by qbman1 » 23 Jan 2013, 12:48
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This might give you bikers and sailors a smile
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A read through the credits on the full version is worth a look, too!
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Last post by Silver_Shiney 23 Jan 2013, 13:33
Better than a flu jab?
by jacksparrow » 22 Jan 2013, 14:10
Better than a Flu Shot!
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Last post by jacksparrow 22 Jan 2013, 14:10
Snowman
by jacksparrow » 21 Jan 2013, 12:33
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Silly joke but in view of the weather.....
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If anyone wants to see it, pm me your e-mail address and I will forward it on
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