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Smart A*se Answers

by qbman1 » 22 Jan 2013, 16:03

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As just promised in LOTP:

SMART a*se ANSWER 5
It was mealtime during a flight on a British Airways plane:
Would you like dinner? the flight...

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Can't add anything, but have just read through these and have only just stopped laughing........ :)

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Last post by JenniC
20 Feb 2013, 20:13
Flying

by Silver_Shiney » 23 Jan 2013, 14:24

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Having now done a handful of cruises and several overseas flights, I’ve come to realise that, although the security procedures for boarding are just...

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Good to see you back, nsam!

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19 Feb 2013, 06:40
I can't BEAR it...!

by qbman1 » 07 Feb 2013, 15:04

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Here's a bit of fun on YouTube:

Bear Video

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:lol: :lol:

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Last post by Wina G
07 Feb 2013, 19:00
If...

by Silver_Shiney » 04 Feb 2013, 13:56

IF you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make...

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04 Feb 2013, 13:56
Flying (2)

by Silver_Shiney » 30 Jan 2013, 19:59

Kulula airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight safety lecture and announcements a bit more entertaining.

Here are some real examples...

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30 Jan 2013, 19:59
Einstein the Parrot

by qbman1 » 29 Jan 2013, 12:37

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This has been doing the e-mail rounds but, in case you haven't seen it, it is well worth a look

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very good!

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Last post by Silver_Shiney
29 Jan 2013, 13:41
How not to board a yacht

by qbman1 » 23 Jan 2013, 12:48

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This might give you bikers and sailors a smile

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A read through the credits on the full version is worth a look, too!

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Last post by Silver_Shiney
23 Jan 2013, 13:33
Better than a flu jab?

by jacksparrow » 22 Jan 2013, 14:10

Better than a Flu Shot!
Miss Beatrice, The church organist, Was in her eighties And had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and...

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Last post by jacksparrow
22 Jan 2013, 14:10
Snowman

by jacksparrow » 21 Jan 2013, 12:33

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Silly joke but in view of the weather.....

A sign outside a house stated 'For Sale - one snowman, needs building!'

Well I told you it was...

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If anyone wants to see it, pm me your e-mail address and I will forward it on

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22 Jan 2013, 13:25

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