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Bingo

Post by HK phooey » 20 May 2013, 11:07

I am starting this thread for Qbman and anyone else that enjoys a game of bingo. Please feel free to discuss your lucky numbers, your dabbers and your two fat ladies all you wish. Now you have this thread Cubie, there is no need for you to be popping up and sticking your oar in on the football thread, ok? :evil:

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Re: Bingo

Post by qbman1 » 20 May 2013, 11:15

The way Tottenham gave a way a 7 point lead over Arsenal in the last few weeks leads me to believe they should be taking up something like bingo - a little more in keeping with their talents

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Re: Bingo

Post by HK phooey » 20 May 2013, 11:24

You've been warned.

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Re: Bingo

Post by qbman1 » 20 May 2013, 11:38

If you persist in spreading malicious (and false) rumours about my penchant for Granny Sports, then you have to be able to take a little ripost without baring your fangs !

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Re: Bingo

Post by Manoverboard » 20 May 2013, 11:54

:?: BINGO ... ' General Chat ' ?

I am tempted to ...

a) Leave it alone

b) Move it to ' Games '

c) Move it to ' Ladies Who Chat '

d) Pull it on the basis of avoiding tears and problems at a later time

Such are the tough decisions during an average day of being a Mod ;)

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Re: Bingo

Post by qbman1 » 20 May 2013, 12:06

MOB - please may I suggest that you pull it altogether on the grounds that it was instigated by a disillsioned and very bitter and twisted Tottenham/Bale Groupie, venting her spleen at the inadequacies of said team of mercenaries

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Re: Bingo

Post by Manoverboard » 20 May 2013, 12:13

Yes ... hmm, I follow your drift so ' d) ' has been added, I will be keeping a close eye on this Topic.

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Re: Bingo

Post by HK phooey » 20 May 2013, 12:25

Moby, please keep your great ploddy nose out. I started this thread in good faith for the bingo lovers of this forum. I hadn't realised that Cubie was so embarrased by his love of the game but hope that now it is out in the open, fellow bingo lovers will befriend him.

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Post by Silver_Shiney » 20 May 2013, 13:27

HK phooey wrote:Moby, please keep your great ploddy nose out. I started this thread in good faith for the bingo lovers of this forum. I hadn't realised that Cubie was so embarrased by his love of the game but hope that now it is out in the open, fellow bingo lovers will befriend him.
the rest of us won't hold it against him.....
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Re: Bingo

Post by Dark Knight » 20 May 2013, 14:12

Eyes down for a full house... which is where the two fat ladies come in...
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Post by suespud » 20 May 2013, 17:11

Dark Knight wrote:Eyes down for a full house... which is where the two fat ladies come in...
My eldest won the Bingo when we were on Oceana. :D

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Post by paultheeagle » 20 May 2013, 17:54

:thumbup:

Kelly's eye.......Number 1
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Re: Bingo

Post by Dark Knight » 20 May 2013, 18:42

two little ducks 22

Maggies den...number 10....esp for the Eagle :lol:
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Re: Bingo

Post by Gill W » 20 May 2013, 19:32

Legs eleven


I don't really play much bingo, but I used to have a bingo set as a child so I've got all the patter


Top of the shop 90
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Re: Bingo

Post by The Tinker » 20 May 2013, 21:15

Droopy drawers - 44 (thought it best to not mention 69 as moby might get upset) :!:


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Re: Bingo

Post by mavismumakrill » 21 May 2013, 00:23

Doctor's Orders - number 9
A Fat WAAF With A Thin Soldier - number 81
A Duck and a Crutch - number 27

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Re: Bingo

Post by Manoverboard » 21 May 2013, 06:58

The Tinker wrote:Droopy drawers - 44 (thought it best to not mention 69 as moby might get upset) :!:
Naah ... as the Yanks would say " Bingo sucks ". :relaxed:

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Re: Bingo

Post by qbman1 » 21 May 2013, 08:49

Two little ducks - 22
All the sixes - clickety click
Clickety duck - 62

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Re: Bingo

Post by david63 » 21 May 2013, 08:59

qbman1 wrote:Two little ducks - 22
All the sixes - clickety click
Clickety duck - 62
Ducky click - 26 :thumbup:

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Re: Bingo

Post by qbman1 » 21 May 2013, 09:11

Number 12 - Kelly's Duck !

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Re: Bingo

Post by HK phooey » 21 May 2013, 09:59

Thanks to all of you who have talked bingo with Cubie, it gives me a warm glow to see such kindness :D

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Re: Bingo

Post by qbman1 » 21 May 2013, 10:09

That warm glow must be down to your incontinence problem

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Re: Bingo

Post by The Tinker » 21 May 2013, 10:29

85 - staying alive - appropriate for you cubie when HK catches up.

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Re: Bingo

Post by qbman1 » 21 May 2013, 10:32

I live in constant fear.....!

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Re: Bingo

Post by gfwgfw » 21 May 2013, 10:55

Mucking Fuddle . . . enraged punter :twisted: kicks out at caller and his balls are scatter here, there and every where :o

Luboo all :wave:
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Re: Bingo

Post by paultheeagle » 21 May 2013, 11:00

:thumbup:

Buckle my shoe...........number two................quack

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Re: Bingo

Post by Romig1 » 21 May 2013, 12:55

What I want to know is who are the forum's "two fat ladies"?

Answers below, please... :lol:

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Re: Bingo

Post by The Tinker » 21 May 2013, 13:08

Oh dear - how does wina put up with you ? Suggest 13 - unlucky for some - as you are so going to be slaughtered :lol:

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Re: Bingo

Post by Dark Knight » 21 May 2013, 13:27

82......some fat bird wiv a duck on a lead............ :lol:
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Re: Bingo

Post by HK phooey » 21 May 2013, 13:28

Romig1 wrote:What I want to know is who are the forum's "two fat ladies"?

Answers below, please... :lol:
That would be your good self and Cubie. :thumbup:

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Re: Bingo

Post by qbman1 » 21 May 2013, 13:38

Still not bitter and twisted at all then Floosie ?!

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Re: Bingo

Post by Dark Knight » 21 May 2013, 13:43

6 and 9................clean your teeth........ :o :o


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Re: Bingo

Post by The Tinker » 21 May 2013, 13:45

Enjjoyed your lunch then DK :sick:

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Re: Bingo

Post by HK phooey » 21 May 2013, 13:54

I have decided to add a daily 'fascinating fact' about bingo. I know Cubie will appreciate this as he has admitted that the other old dears sometimes get a bit bored with his flower arranging chat during the tea break. Here is today's,
Where did bingo originate?

Did you know that bingo originated in Italy in the 14th century? It was known as “Lo Giuoco del Lotto D’Italia” and is still played in Italy in a variety of forms

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Re: Bingo

Post by qbman1 » 21 May 2013, 14:28

I see we've moved. Maybe this thread is just to risque for the mainstream ?

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Re: Bingo

Post by Dark Knight » 21 May 2013, 14:30

Bingo on the edge

do we need safety gear?
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Re: Bingo

Post by qbman1 » 21 May 2013, 14:31

When out at night, wear something white

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Re: Bingo

Post by Dark Knight » 21 May 2013, 14:32

ssshhhhh
i only need one corner for a full house

come on 23....23.....23....ooh bug*er
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Re: Bingo

Post by HK phooey » 21 May 2013, 14:34

Cubie, I believe that they do topless bingo up north.

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Re: Bingo

Post by qbman1 » 21 May 2013, 14:35

Romig with his kit off again? Give me a break :sick:

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Re: Bingo

Post by HK phooey » 21 May 2013, 14:36

Don't be daft, R is far too tight to shell out for bingo!

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Post by Dark Knight » 21 May 2013, 14:37

not the two fat ladies......88
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Re: Bingo

Post by qbman1 » 21 May 2013, 14:37

HK phooey wrote:Don't be daft, R is far too tight to shell out for bingo!
Well, he bought a couple of your tat-rings

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Re: Bingo

Post by HK phooey » 22 May 2013, 10:44

Fascinating bingo facts for today;
1) The game was originally known as 'beano' in the US, and was renamed 'bingo' when an overly enthusiastic player was so overcome by his prospective win that he shouted 'bingo' instead of 'beano.' The name 'beano' came from the fact that the game was previously done by covering the numbers with beans, since no multi-colored daubers were around in the 1930s.

And fascinating fact number 2 and irrefutable proof that despite his protestations Cubie is at the bingo on a Friday night - MOST BINGO PLAYERS ARE ALSO CAT LOVERS!

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Re: Bingo

Post by qbman1 » 22 May 2013, 11:00

OK, it's confession time....and I fully expect to receive an inordinate amount of flak from a certain quarter ! :wave:

As every self-respecting browser of ths forum knows, the malicious (and patently false) rumour of my penchant for bingo was fabricated by one incumbent of the Prison Isle for reasons best known to herself ! :twisted:

Well, I can now reveal that it is not quite so far wide of the mark. In the dim, distant past, I helped to run weekly fund raising bingo sessions for our local football Supporters' Club and I could often be found flitting amongst the bingo wings and Fag Ash Lil's as a checker, ratifying the winning lines. That was a dangerous old game, I can tell you - what those old birds got up to on a bingo night was nobody's business ! :o

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Re: Bingo

Post by HK phooey » 22 May 2013, 11:02

Well done you, confession is good for the soul. You have obviously forgotten though that you revealed on LOTP that you had a Friday evening outing planned to your local bingo hall. :D

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Re: Bingo

Post by qbman1 » 22 May 2013, 11:14

You know perfectly well that was a one-off charity event - and I only went along to that because the people who invited us promised to bring along their eighteen year old daughter :shifty:

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Re: Bingo

Post by HK phooey » 22 May 2013, 11:15

One off charity event my eye :D

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Re: Bingo

Post by qbman1 » 22 May 2013, 12:31

Trust me - it's true :angel:

Well, Mrs C did persuade me to have a bash at the Snowball Jackpot on Oceana once. I was bored silly :yawn:

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Re: Bingo

Post by HK phooey » 22 May 2013, 12:38

Now, remember, Pinocchio: be a good boy. And always let your conscience be your guide.

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