Last One to Post Wins

[Stephen]

It never left did it.

[Mervyn and Trish]

We can't have ours till Trish gets over her flu....

[Stephen]

I'm feeling like that at the moment with a chesty cough. But mine is ten times worse. Basically I'm dying.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Compo.........

[Jan Rosser]

I'm feeling like that at the moment with a chesty cough. But mine is ten times worse. Basically I'm dying.

Oh poor Stephen - sounds as if you've got "man flu" - that jab didn't work by the sound of it

[Stephen]

Man flu with double pneumonia and a touch of Ebola Jan.

I want a refund and compo

[Mervyn and Trish]

Let's see if you survive first......

[Jan Rosser]

Man flu with double pneumonia and a touch of Ebola Jan.

I want a refund and compo

Have you made your Will and more important am I a recipient

[Stephen]

Yes Jan. All costs down to you. Can't say fairer than that

[towny44]

Stephen, did you know there is a soecific Manflu site for you to search?

[Stephen]

Soe...who

I would look but I'm far too ill

[Mervyn and Trish]

You must have caught that on the third world plague ship.

[Stephen]

I have no doubt.

[towny44]

You must have caught that on the third world plague ship.

Naughty, naughty Merv, I thought you were not mentioning that cruise line again.

[qbman1]

What cruise line is that then ?

[Mervyn and Trish]

What cruise line is that then ?

I don't think I mentioned one Cubie. Still it's good to see that Towny recognised them, whoever they are, from the description!

[Stephen]

Just having a medicinal whisky.

[Mervyn and Trish]

On prescription?

[Stephen]

Of course.

[qbman1]

Probably cheaper to buy a bottle what with the prescription charges us youngsters have to pay !!

[towny44]

I did not realise there was anyone under 60 on this forum, so few seem to have demanding jobs that do not permit time wasting on social media.

[qbman1]

Who's wasting time ?

[Stephen]

Probably cheaper to buy a bottle what with the prescription charges us youngsters have to pay !!

Get yourself an annual certificate if you are on regular medication. Much cheaper.

Only a few more weeks and I then get them for free

[qbman1]

The only medication I am on comes with a 5% discount if you buy 6 bottles at Waitrose !

[Stephen]

Waitrose, how very hyacinth bucket.