Last One to Post Wins

[towny44]

The Aussies are not bothered about drug smuggling, they use their sniffer dogs to find illicit fruit smugglers.

[Stephen]

In the past when we've been through customs at Southampton its been empty, so being a Sunday when we pitched up I thought it would be the same. How wrong was I. Fortunately all tables were occupied with passengers being questioned when we went through with eyes front making sure not to make eye contact.

[Ray B]

OK, I will take it from here. Sweet dreams.

[towny44]

Still at least one night owl to take over from you Ray.

[Happydays]

You must mean me but it's only 5.35on here

[Stephen]

Morning campers

[Ray B]

Blast, that's a bit cold for this morning

[Stephen]

Not overly warm this evening either

[Ray B]

In the absence of the night shift turning up, I will have to take over. That's unless Happydays gives us a look after his dinner, south America was it?

[Happydays]

Here I am it's Guatemala!
Has been lovely and sunny here today again. The time just seems to be flying by only got another 4 days to enjoy

[Stephen]

In the absence of the night shift turning up, I will have to take over. That's unless Happydays gives us a look after his dinner, south America was it?

She kept that quiet . Must have got a good deal over there.

[Stephen]

All quiet on the Western front today.

[Ray B]

Mon ami, I am afraid you are incorrect with your observations.

[Stephen]

Well that's three of us that have attended roll call Ray. Where are the other wasters

[Mervyn and Trish]

Serious time now.

When we met Stephen and Mrs S in Madeira it was with some trepidation. After all he might have turned out to be a loud mouthed git! He possibly thought the same. But he wasn't. Much to my surprise neither was I.

In fact Trish said what a nice couple they were and what a lovely morning we'd had

(I have her booked in with her psychiatrist next week)

[Stephen]

Serious time now.

When we met Stephen and Mrs S in Madeira it was with some trepidation. After all he might have turned out to be a loud mouthed git! He possibly thought the same. But he wasn't. Much to my surprise neither was I.

In fact Trish said what a nice couple they were and what a lovely morning we'd had

(I have her booked in with her psychiatrist next week)

I never had Trish down as someone gullible Merv


Things are getting REALLY serious now.

I read out your message to the guvnor who replied 'we could always invite them down for the weekend, they seem a nice couple'

'Steady on dear I said', think of the house prices and all the border paperwork

[Ray B]

Hello, what is Merv after, or did you Stephen, really go to town and pushed the boat out big time.

[Mervyn and Trish]

It was the size of Mrs S's purse that impressed me.....

[Stephen]

It was the size of Mrs S's purse that impressed me.....

You're privelleged. It's just a rumour to me

[Stephen]

Hello, what is Merv after, or did you Stephen, really go to town and pushed the boat out big time.

We went mad and had a couple of drinks. We didn't want to look too flash

[towny44]

Hello, what is Merv after, or did you Stephen, really go to town and pushed the boat out big time.

I didnt realise that P&O sailaways required such active participation.

[Stephen]

Hello, what is Merv after, or did you Stephen, really go to town and pushed the boat out big time.

I didnt realise that P&O sailaways required such active participation.

More cut backs John

[Mervyn and Trish]

Hello, what is Merv after, or did you Stephen, really go to town and pushed the boat out big time.

We went mad and had a couple of drinks. We didn't want to look too flash

Come on! You looked flash from the moment you mentioned the new Cortina!

[Ray B]

Complete with alloys and whip aerial.

[Manoverboard]

… plus Delboy style pseudo leopard skin seat covers.


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