Last One to Post Wins

[Manoverboard]

Make sure they're fire retardant though

I checked the label, no mention but it did say that " This palette may contain wood "

[Stephen]

Nice sunny day here breezy at times though

Baked beans can have that affect

[Happydays]

I knew you wouldn't be able to resist making that comment

[Stephen]

You know me too well

[towny44]

You know me too well

Check mate to that.

[Stephen]

Late shift has arrived

[Happydays]

Yes, I'm here keeping everything in order

[towny44]

Day shift on duty.

[Stephen]

Yep. It'll soon be time for my toasted backon butty

[Mervyn and Trish]

Full English today. My speciality

[Stephen]

I would pop round next Sunday for a taster Merv but we'll be even further South by then.

[Mervyn and Trish]

We'll be out.

Which Sunday was it again?

[Stephen]

It's ok I can let myself in.

[Mervyn and Trish]

I'll leave the key under the Rottweiler

[Stephen]

I thought Trish was going with you

[Manoverboard]

She is, the Rottweiler is Trish 2 ( too …. see what I did there ? )

[Stephen]

So your saying Trish's sister (if she has one) looks like a Rottweiller)

I wouldn't put up with that Merv.

[Mervyn and Trish]

I'm not Stephen. A fellow can only take so much. So I've fitted Trish with her knuckle dusters and I'm sending her round to sort him. She has my full support.

[Happydays]

I'm not Stephen. A fellow can only take so much. So I've fitted Trish with her knuckle dusters and I'm sending her round to sort him. She has my full support.

You've got it right, when you want something done correctly send a woman

[Stephen]

That sound a bit like the small plaque we have on the wall in the hallway.


'Do you want to talk to the man in charges..
..or the woman that knows what's going on'

[Mervyn and Trish]

Or the one my Dad had. "I am the master of this house. And whatever my wife says shall be done."

[Happydays]

I notice you have both been brought up well, lessons learned!

[Stephen]

No, we're just scared

[Mervyn and Trish]

I'm not scared of anyone.......

Ouch!

Sorry dear.

Right now my sweet....

[Stephen]

Mrs S doesn't scare me either. I just change my underwear more than normal