Last One to Post Wins

[Manoverboard]

I'm sayin' nuffink till me brief gets here.

BTW thought your name was Stephen......

Sam here

Bah Humbug

So would that be Stephen Sam Humbug then

[Stephen]

Who's this Sam geezer

[Mervyn and Trish]

The bloke who's here apparently

[Manoverboard]

Wot …. like an heir apparent ?

[Mervyn and Trish]

In Stephen's case there is no hair apparent. ....

[Stephen]

Grass doesn't grow on a busy track.

[Ray B]

ellow ellow ellow, what's going on hair then.
Just spent a nice convivial afternoon at my travel agents annual wine and cheese bash. Looking after their loyal customers.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Grass doesn't grow on a busy track.

Nor in a desert. Just saying......

[Manoverboard]

Nor on a billiard ball … just saying

[Stephen]

Nor on a marble.

[Ray B]

Are you loosing any?

[Stephen]

Lost them years ago

[Mervyn and Trish]

Lost what?

[Stephen]

Marbles. .

[Mervyn and Trish]

Which marbles.....

[Manoverboard]

Upper or lower …. ?

[Ray B]

Goebbels had none as well.

[Stephen]

Rumour has it, Hitler only had one

[Mervyn and Trish]

I've got toothache. Is that a symptom of marblelessness?

[Stephen]

Nothing serious I hope

[Mervyn and Trish]

Seeing the dentist tomorrow. Nothing worse than another root canal I hope. May have to liquidise the turkey.

[Stephen]

Didn't know they had canals in Turkey

[Ray B]

Ouch

[Stephen]

Ouch

Is that the wallet or the tooth. Both I expect

[Mervyn and Trish]

I'm still hoping it's salvageable. So is my wallet. Root canal is cheaper than another implant. Of course a piece of string tied to a slamming door is even cheaper. And quicker.