Last One to Post Wins

[Stephen]

I've actually bbq'd on Christmas Day. .......we forgot to pay the electric bill

[Mervyn and Trish]

I heard you barbecued most days that year.....

[Stephen]

Tough times Merv

[Mervyn and Trish]

Have you tried running an extension cable from next door's outside socket?

[Ray B]

Town Christmas lights being nicked, plugging into the neighbors outside socket. I suggest there is a pattern developing here that the constable may need to look into.

[Ray B]

Very nice day today. A day to make good use of the extra one second of the day today.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Damn I missed it. Overslept.

[Stephen]

Have you tried running an extension cable from next door's outside socket?

Yes. Trouble is they're on a meter and I have to keep going round and asking them to top it up.

[Stephen]

Went to Morrison's late morning. Never seen the car park so full. It was chocker with people parking anywhere and everywhere. One silly old s*d couldn't drive to save his life, had to get his son to manoeuvre out the way. We gave up and came home in the end. Madness

[Ray B]

One silly old s*d couldn't drive to save his life, had to get his son to manoeuvre out the way. We gave up and came home in the end. Madness

Stephen, lucky you had your son with you then.

[Stephen]

Ho Bl**dy Ho

Must be one I don't know about if it was.

[Ray B]

The build up is complete and this is Christmas Eve. Well people this is it, I'm going in, see you all on the other side.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Over the top chaps.....

[Stephen]

I've already sampled Mrs S's home made sausage rolls. And very nice they are too.

Home made curry tonight. Should be interesting

[Manoverboard]

I've never had sausage roll curry … just saying

[Stephen]

You don't what your missing

[Happydays]

Stephen,go and lie down now you must be needing a rest after leading for so long! Don't worry I will look after the lead

[towny44]

Not for long you won't.

[Stephen]

I see Liz has over looked me again in the honours list

[Happydays]

Never mind there's always next year.... If you behave!

[Mervyn and Trish]

Fat chance!

[towny44]

I see Liz has over looked me again in the honours list

Other than log burner of the year, have you done anything noteworthy?

[Stephen]

Given you the pleasure of my friendship

[Happydays]

Which I'm sure everyone enjoys

[Stephen]

Wakey wakey.