Last One to Post Wins

[Mervyn and Trish]

Rough pub Saturday night

[Stephen]

... we are patient people in Yorkshire ....

To be fair that is very true ... you only have to watch them counting money to appeciate that

Don't make laugh, I am suffering from a cracked or badly bruised rib at present.

You've got you money belt too tight

[towny44]

To be fair that is very true ... you only have to watch them counting money to appeciate that

Don't make laugh, I am suffering from a cracked or badly bruised rib at present.

You've got you money belt too tight :lol:it's

If I did wear one I might be limping after this prolonged lockdown, 'cos there's sweet FA to spend money on.

[Manoverboard]

Mornin' Shylock

[Stephen]

Don't make laugh, I am suffering from a cracked or badly bruised rib at present.

You've got you money belt too tight :lol:it's

If I did wear one I might be limping after this prolonged lockdown, 'cos there's sweet FA to spend money on.

The internet hasn't reached you yet then.

[Manoverboard]

... 'cos there's sweet FA to spend money on.

The internet hasn't reached you yet then.

Cannot one buy whippets online ?
.

[Stephen]

... 'cos there's sweet FA to spend money on.

The internet hasn't reached you yet then.

Cannot one buy whippets online ?
.

Fortunately not. Plus no one will deliver in that area of the country.

[towny44]

The internet hasn't reached you yet then.

Cannot one buy whippets online ? :
.

Fortunately not. Plus no one will deliver in that area of the country.

We had our routine on-line delivery from Sainsbugs today, no alternatives and all items delivered, which as special customers in Gods own county is what we expect.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Did they send the frozen whippet?

[towny44]

Did they send the frozen whippet?

No just the frozen cod and some Indulgence Ice creams, Sainsbugs Magnum equivalent, but with thinner chocolate.

[Manoverboard]

Did they send the frozen whippet?

No just the frozen cod and some Indulgence Ice creams, Sainsbugs Magnum equivalent, but with thinner chocolate.

Eh by gum, and they're cheaper .... we tried them but returned to Magnum when they're on offer

[Stephen]

We like the mini magnums. Oh the excitement

[Manoverboard]

The Vegan range are far less sweet than the ' manly ' ones ... just saying

[Stephen]

Vegan Magnums

[Manoverboard]

Vegan Magnums

Not manly enought to eat them, eh

[Stephen]

Too right. ....Southern Softie

[Manoverboard]

One's first purchase was for a vegan Northern softie but due to CV he didn't come ... so we ate them, nice

[Mervyn and Trish]

Morning all. Is everyone tuned in?

[Manoverboard]

If I am able to ... which one are you ?

[Mervyn and Trish]

The one on the left

[Stephen]

Do you put on your posh voice or talk normal ...like.

[Mervyn and Trish]

I only have a posh voice. Naturellement.

[Stephen]

I only have a posh voice. Naturellement.

I can hear you now..."Good morning everyone, this is the home service coming to you from ones study"

[Mervyn and Trish]

You must be listening on line. That's spot on. Word for word

[Stephen]

Damn you found the microphone