Three Word Story

[Stephen]

spare wooden legs

[Mervyn and Trish]

stolen from elderly

[Happydays]

Gnomes at the

[Stephen]

care home for

[Mervyn and Trish]

garden ornaments and

[Manoverboard]

elf and safety

[Stephen]

tight rope walkers

[allatc]

sozzled from free

[Stephen]

sniffs of the

[Mervyn and Trish]

unwashed armpits brandished

[Manoverboard]

for the benefit

[qbman1]

of Russian shotputters

[Stephen]

in 90deg temperatures

[Mervyn and Trish]

Gas Mark 1

[mavismumakrill]

Carbon Monoxide

[Stephen]

makes you sleepy

[qbman1]

and turns your

[Mervyn and Trish]

toes green but

[Stephen]

not your ........fingers

[Mervyn and Trish]

which are crossed

[Stephen]

hoping to get

[Manoverboard]

a brief glimpse

[Stephen]

of headliners knickers

[Mervyn and Trish]

hanging on the

[Stephen]

railings on deck