Three Word Story

[Mervyn and Trish]

behind the screens

[Stephen]

with Hattie Jacques

[Manoverboard]

Eric Sykes and

[Stephen]

busty Barbara Windsor

[Mervyn and Trish]

in her castle

[Stephen]

full of ripe

[Happydays]

stinky, sweaty feet

[Stephen]

because the scrubber

[Mervyn and Trish]

was wearing rubber

[Stephen]

like big bubber

[Manoverboard]

yubber dubber doooo

[Mervyn and Trish]

Doo ron ron

[Manoverboard]

said The Crystals

[Stephen]

in mystic Megs

[Manoverboard]

pre transistor Radio

[Stephen]

from yester year

[Manoverboard]

when Luxenberg was

[Stephen]

never heard of

[Mervyn and Trish]

at the convent

[Happydays]

Of no hope

[Stephen]

and little glory

[Mervyn and Trish]

but plenty of

[Stephen]

communial red wine

[Mervyn and Trish]

and fruity condoms

[Stephen]

should they meet