Three Word Story

[Manoverboard]

only yer putters

[Mervyn and Trish]

to iron green

[Manoverboard]

onto yon caddy

[Mervyn and Trish]

full of tea

[Manoverboard]

leaves whereas tees

[Mervyn and Trish]

where ball leaves

[mavismumakrill]

the Blackpool Ballroom

[Stephen]

in absolute agony

[Mervyn and Trish]

because of tight

[Manoverboard]

elastic bands stretched

[Mervyn and Trish]

between knobbly knees

[Stephen]

and hairy testicles

[mavismumakrill]

for knobbly knees ...........

[Happydays]

Knocking together when

[Mervyn and Trish]

opportunity presented itself

[Stephen]

with dirty Girty

[Happydays]

The dog next

[Manoverboard]

is the rumour

[Stephen]

for business sooner

[Mervyn and Trish]

than next Christmas

[Happydays]

Don't mention "C"

[Mervyn and Trish]

D or E

[Stephen]

before A and

[Happydays]

After number one

[Stephen]

or number two's