Three Word Story

[Mervyn and Trish]

by lager louts

[Happydays]

Guzzling booze and

[Mervyn and Trish]

falling into the

[Stephen]

arm of Doris

[Mervyn and Trish]

the mud wrestler

[Happydays]

Wanting more information

[Mervyn and Trish]

about shore excursions

[mavismumakrill]

along the beaches

[Happydays]

Of the south

[Stephen]

coast of Maldon

[Mervyn and Trish]

where whelks wobble

[Happydays]

And crabs bite

[Stephen]

your ankles while

[Mervyn and Trish]

pawning their prawns

[Stephen]

to the conservatives

[mavismumakrill]

running from Boris

[Mervyn and Trish]

Godunov in Moscow

[Stephen]

while drinking vodka

[Mervyn and Trish]

from old buckets

[Stephen]

used for swilling

[Happydays]

MP's out of

[Stephen]

the moat at

[Happydays]

Malden in Sussex

[Stephen]

in time for

[cruisin_duo]

Washing the car.....