Three Word Story

[Stephen]

thick Bisto gravy

[towny44]

or mint sauce

[Mervyn and Trish]

or whipped cream

[Stephen]

rubbed all over

[Bensham33]

ones au pair.

[Stephen]

on hire from

[Manoverboard]

' Oh Pears R-us '

[Stephen]

the soap company

[towny44]

with built-in bubbles

[Bensham33]

and a thick

[Manoverboard]

slice of cheese

[Happydays]

and crackers with

[Stephen]

Haywards pickled onions

[Bensham33]

and fresh piccalili

[Stephen]

I think not

[Manoverboard]

Piccalili's for MEN

[Stephen]

with no taste

[Manoverboard]

without Pork Pies

[Bensham33]

Branston's for pies

[Stephen]

or Colmans mustard

[Manoverboard]

Branston's is Beans

[Bensham33]

Heinz is beans

[Stephen]

and beans means

[Happydays]

Passing smell wind

[Stephen]

under the quilt