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Toilet cleaner
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automatic tips

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Good Grief
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Printing Press

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I've just seen this on the TV in an advert for the Daily Mirror. They describe themselves as the:

Intelligent Tabloid.......!


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Telegraph anyone?

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Smart Jeans
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Clever Clogs

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Recreational drugs
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Kettle drum

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American English


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shoe tree................

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Almost unique

'Wrong place, wrong time' as in 'He was hit by a bus. He was in the wrong place at the wrong time.' If he was in the wrong place, the bus wasn't there; if it was the wrong time, the bus still wasn't there! :D
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mavismumakrill wrote:
shoe tree................
My wife has one of those. Her collection keeps growing
Nostalgia ain't what it used to be.


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Hand Stand........

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Hang it up


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Money Plant.

(real name: Crassula)

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Greek Tax Collector


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Financial Advisor

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black and blue cuz a fell a thousand whatsits

Quite painful, but had a ride with the blues and eeee oooos to the excellent Poole Bay A&E

Grateful thanks to you fantestical tax payees

Lubooo you all

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Knee Cap............

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Today, August 1st, is officially "Yorkshire Day"

Happy Yorkshire Day just has to be an Oxymoron !!

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qbman1 wrote:
Today, August 1st, is officially "Yorkshire Day"

Happy Yorkshire Day just has to be an Oxymoron !!
You can go off people Cubie.
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I wondered why my neighbour was displaying the Girl Guides flag....

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Labour government



Common sense



Tory government
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