Oxymorons
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- Ex Team Member
- Posts: 13014
- Joined: January 2013
- Location: Dorset
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- Senior First Officer
- Posts: 3819
- Joined: January 2013
- Location: Derbyshire
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- Senior Second Officer
- Posts: 571
- Joined: January 2013
- Location: Driffield, E. Yorkshire
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Printing Press
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- First Officer
- Posts: 1806
- Joined: February 2013
- Location: Cumbria
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I've just seen this on the TV in an advert for the Daily Mirror. They describe themselves as the:
Intelligent Tabloid.......!
Intelligent Tabloid.......!
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- Senior Second Officer
- Posts: 892
- Joined: January 2013
- Location: Cotswolds
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- Senior Second Officer
- Posts: 571
- Joined: January 2013
- Location: Driffield, E. Yorkshire
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Clever Clogs
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- Senior Second Officer
- Posts: 892
- Joined: January 2013
- Location: Cotswolds
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- Senior Second Officer
- Posts: 571
- Joined: January 2013
- Location: Driffield, E. Yorkshire
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Kettle drum
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- First Officer
- Posts: 1806
- Joined: February 2013
- Location: Cumbria
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American English
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- Senior Second Officer
- Posts: 571
- Joined: January 2013
- Location: Driffield, E. Yorkshire
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shoe tree................
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- Second Officer
- Posts: 247
- Joined: January 2013
- Location: East Yorkshire
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Almost unique
'Wrong place, wrong time' as in 'He was hit by a bus. He was in the wrong place at the wrong time.' If he was in the wrong place, the bus wasn't there; if it was the wrong time, the bus still wasn't there!
'Wrong place, wrong time' as in 'He was hit by a bus. He was in the wrong place at the wrong time.' If he was in the wrong place, the bus wasn't there; if it was the wrong time, the bus still wasn't there!
Nostalgia ain't what it used to be.
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- Second Officer
- Posts: 247
- Joined: January 2013
- Location: East Yorkshire
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My wife has one of those. Her collection keeps growingmavismumakrill wrote:shoe tree................
Nostalgia ain't what it used to be.
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- Senior Second Officer
- Posts: 571
- Joined: January 2013
- Location: Driffield, E. Yorkshire
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Hand Stand........
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- First Officer
- Posts: 1195
- Joined: February 2015
- Location: Nottingham
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Hang it up
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- Senior Second Officer
- Posts: 571
- Joined: January 2013
- Location: Driffield, E. Yorkshire
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Money Plant.
(real name: Crassula)
(real name: Crassula)
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- Captain
- Posts: 12153
- Joined: January 2013
- Location: Oxfordshire
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Greek Tax Collector
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- Senior Second Officer
- Posts: 571
- Joined: January 2013
- Location: Driffield, E. Yorkshire
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Financial Advisor
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- First Officer
- Posts: 1854
- Joined: January 2013
- Location: Poole Bay, Dorset
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black and blue cuz a fell a thousand whatsits
Quite painful, but had a ride with the blues and eeee oooos to the excellent Poole Bay A&E
Grateful thanks to you fantestical tax payees
Lubooo you all
The Bruised Cerne Giant
Quite painful, but had a ride with the blues and eeee oooos to the excellent Poole Bay A&E
Grateful thanks to you fantestical tax payees
Lubooo you all
The Bruised Cerne Giant
Gentle Giant of Cerne Abbas
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- Senior Second Officer
- Posts: 571
- Joined: January 2013
- Location: Driffield, E. Yorkshire
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Knee Cap............
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- Captain
- Posts: 12153
- Joined: January 2013
- Location: Oxfordshire
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Today, August 1st, is officially "Yorkshire Day"
Happy Yorkshire Day just has to be an Oxymoron !!
Happy Yorkshire Day just has to be an Oxymoron !!
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- Deputy Captain
- Posts: 8946
- Joined: January 2013
- Location: Huddersfield
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You can go off people Cubie.qbman1 wrote:Today, August 1st, is officially "Yorkshire Day"
Happy Yorkshire Day just has to be an Oxymoron !!
John
Trainee Pensioner since 2000
Trainee Pensioner since 2000
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- First Officer
- Posts: 1806
- Joined: February 2013
- Location: Cumbria
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I wondered why my neighbour was displaying the Girl Guides flag....
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- Deputy Captain
- Posts: 6400
- Joined: January 2013
- Location: Bradley Stoke