The Children's Off Topic Thread

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Okay here it is for the hooligans among us who can't resist going off topic. On the Official Off Topic Thread, where the only sin is to stay on topic, the rules are simple. Every post must be on a different topic from the one before and must not mention the original title of the thread, so the words official, off, topic and thread are banned.

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So to begin,

Have you seen the ridiculous price of melons today?

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Is it raining where you are ? Of course, you can't answer because that would be staying with the subject.!

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good 'ere, innit!
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Minor adjustment made to the Topic Title to avoid confusion with the grown up version ...

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so does that mean we can mention children?
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My dog jumped in the bath last week

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Mervyn and Trish wrote:
My dog jumped in the bath last week
I see you have over 4000 posts now congratulations:)

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Snickers...

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We just spent a small fortune this morning ordering up a new Ensuite.

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Just returned from an expensive trip to Cardiff - hairdressers and new tv (old one on the blink) - glad to get home it was so busy :crazy:
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What model hairdresser did you buy Jan ;)

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Ahem.....nee naw nee naw.... that was on topic Stephen. Yellow card

and now

I've got man flu

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Mervyn and Trish wrote:
Ahem.....nee naw nee naw.... that was on topic Stephen. Yellow card

and now

I've got man flu

Pantomime season all ready :D

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The rain in Spain

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Gifts of Christmas Past From Up't North

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Mods should not be allowed to post
Derek Kane was right
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Stoke City 1 Chelsea 0

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Big brother is censoring this site
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Wearing a big girls blouse, no doubt!

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Dark Knight wrote:
Mods should not be allowed to post
Derek Kane was right
Oh shut up DK you never have anything good to say about this forum, if you dislike it and us so much then you have 'choice' first right, second left and you'll see the exit.

Agreeing the other DK was right ... how bl**dy hypocritical and childish is that coming from one who disagreed with everything he said.

Please can I now be shown the Red Card as you childish people deserve your own thread, it's time a few of you grew up :thumbdown:
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Hey guys and girls, this was intended as a joke thread and a place people could be childish without disrupting anyone else's informative dialogue, not as a warzone or place to criticise members, past or present, or Modplods. Maybe I should request the aforementioned Modplods delete it?


p.s. And I'm not a snob or Modplod. My only failing is to be a Ten Bob Millionaire with too much time on his hands and a liking for P&O :sarcasm:

p.p.s. Sorry, that was on topic. It won't happen again.

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Merv

My post was very childish indeed and ironic beyond belief
But is seems that even on a thread so obviously designed for stupidity, some people take offense

Ah well , who cares , your thread , do what you want
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OK people - I don't care whether this is on topic or not.

Just stop acting like children, or you will be treated like children and sent to the naughty step.

Over the last few days things have been getting a bit out of hand and if it continues then warnings will be issued - YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

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oooo er missus
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