The Children's Off Topic Thread

[Stephen]

I always find it's a double whammy with Amazon when they do that with the brown paper. Not only have you got the gift you ordered but wrapping paper as well

[towny44]

Last few presents to wrap this afternoon, what does everyone do with the used wrapping paper after Xmas, scrunch it up and put it in the waste bin, or fold it carefully and put it in for re-cycling; then more importantly will your council actually recycle it or just dump it?

[Manoverboard]

Wrapping paper is often ' plasticised ' so it goes into Landfill ... in these ere parts

[Stephen]

I iron it, I mean I get Mrs S to iron it and fold away for next year.

[Happydays]

Our son has arrived for Christmas. Only a slight delay with his flight, it's been mild here but it's starting to get foggy now!

[Mervyn and Trish]

Time for cuppa and cake. Practising for Christmas

[Stephen]

Had mine a little earlier. Mrs S had a birthday yesterday and got given a small M&S chocolate cake. It was horrible

[Mervyn and Trish]

Had mine a little earlier. Mrs S had a birthday yesterday and got given a small M&S chocolate cake. It was horrible

I presume "horrible" refers to its diminutive size rather than the chocolate. .....

[Stephen]

It was very nice, and will probably have the other half today.

[Stephen]

What's happened to our new retiree. He spends less time on here than when he was working attending his place of employment . We may have to review his membership

[towny44]

Virtually non existant.

[Happydays]

Lacking in stamina

[Stephen]

Jan's tired him out.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Jan's tired tried him out.

Bit of a typo in your post Stephen so I've corrected it for you.

p.s. she clearly found him lacking!

[Jan Rosser]

Jan's tired tried him out.

Bit of a typo in your post Stephen so I've corrected it for you.

p.s. she clearly found him lacking!

Oi I told you it’s “virtual”

[Mervyn and Trish]

Yeah, that's what most of Cubie's girlfriends say....

[Manoverboard]

So .... virtually lacking ?

[Stephen]

Snow for Christmas.......somewhere

[qbman1]

Yeah, that's what most of Cubie's girlfriends say....

Not plural, can only manage one at a time these days

[qbman1]

.......plus Mrs C of course !!

[Stephen]

Does Mrs C know

[towny44]

Surely retirees are a bit old for threesomes?

[Mervyn and Trish]

Is a threesome like a Reliant Robin?

[Stephen]

You mean, little go but plenty of bang.

[Manoverboard]

More like a bit limp at the front ?