The Children's Off Topic Thread

[Stephen]

Have the mods been informed of this foul language being used.

[Happydays]

I read in "Morning all" that you weren't feeling to good hope your feeling a bit better

[Mervyn and Trish]

Talking cake on t'wireless

[Jan Rosser]

Talking cake on t'wireless

Only "talking" Merv - surely you are tasting too

[towny44]

Just had a flash of him slavering over his microphone and spilling crumbs everywhere.

[Stephen]

I read in "Morning all" that you weren't feeling to good hope your feeling a bit better

Posting from my sick bed.

All the symptoms according nursey (Mrs S) is I have Australian flue. Horrible

I blame the Welsh

https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/heal ... t-14101923

Sweating for England and changing bed linen and nightwear almost every couple of hours. Had temp of 103 at one point with the feeling like someone is trying to crush your head.

Still, mustn't grumble

[towny44]

Hey don't come on here spreading your germs, we start our 5 week cruise next Monday, and I don't want your flu.

[Stephen]

Best keep away from your iPad or whatever you use John to be on the safe side. Mind you norovirus is probably waiting with your name on it.

[Jan Rosser]

Best keep away from your iPad or whatever you use John to be on the safe side. Mind you norovirus is probably waiting with your name on it.

Full of good cheer hope you feel better soon Stephen

[Happydays]

Are you sure it's not man flu? .......

[Stephen]

Definitely.

[Manoverboard]

Deffo was or deffo wasn't ?

[towny44]

Deffo one or the other.

[Stephen]

Deffo flu, and still recovering. The worst bit is all the sweating when asleep, when you can sleep that is, and waking soaked with a hell of a headache.

So today I've got up and am slobbering down stairs in the arm chair while my carer who has now deserted me goes back to work to keep me in the way I have become accustomed

No fun I can tell you.

[Mervyn and Trish]

You have my sympathy. I've only had proper flu two or three times and it's truly horrible.

[Stephen]

Thanks Merv. I hear people say I've had the flue when clearly all they've had is a cold. You certainly know the difference.

Feeling allot better although still waking in the night several times in a sweat which is the horrible bit and I'll be glad when it stops.
Another day of doing very little, well those are the instruction of Mrs S, so who am I to argue.

[Manoverboard]

Have to ask, Stephen .... did you have the jab to prevent the effects of Aussie Flu(e) ?

[Stephen]

I had the same flu jab as everyone else, whether that gave me protection against Aussie flu I don't know. If it was supposed too then it didn't work. I said to Mrs S who is a nurse, why the hell have I got the flu when I had the jab back in September. She said it's because there are various strains of flu, and although the vaccination will prevent flu there is no gaurentee that you won't still get it.

It's always a gamble anyway that the vaccination will work. I said I won't bother this year, but she said once you start having them you should keep having them. Who am I to argue.

https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/vaccinati ... a-vaccine/

[Happydays]

Maybe you had the Japanese strain that's supposed to be going the rounds as well!!
I didn't get the flu jab I am too young I know that I could go somewhere and pay for it but didn't want to start having one if in theory I shouldn't need it

[Stephen]

Maybe you had the Japanese strain that's supposed to be going the rounds as well!!
I didn't get the flu jab I am too young I know that I could go somewhere and pay for it but didn't want to start having one if in theory I shouldn't need it

Only when I'm on the loo

[Mervyn and Trish]

Too much information!

[Stephen]

Another cra**y day weather wise.

Family here today along with mother in-law who is 89 today. Should be fun. Mmmm

[Happydays]

As long as you have plenty of red wine you should be OK

[Stephen]

Well that went well. Had a good day. Everyone enjoyed themselves which is the main thing.

[Happydays]

That's good news!
You must have been on your best behaviour