The Children's Off Topic Thread

[Mervyn and Trish]

We have two little growing spurts. We call them granddaughters

[Happydays]

We have two little growing spurts. We call them granddaughters

I have one called a grandson

[Stephen]

We have a cat.

Home today

[Happydays]

Hope you're journey doesn't have any hold ups with road works

[Manoverboard]

There's a big snarl up on the A303 according to South West News this morning … just saying

[Mervyn and Trish]

How did a snarl up on the A303 make the news? That's a daily occurrence! Be more newsworthy the day there isn't one.

[Stephen]

Hope you're journey doesn't have any hold ups with road works

Thanks HD.

No roads works, just the usual nightmare congestion around Heathrow.

[Stephen]

How did a snarl up on the A303 make the news? That's a daily occurrence! Be more newsworthy the day there isn't one.

Saw that one. Fortunately the opposite direction to us. Three or four vehicles had a shunt, no doubt all driving too close and not paying attention. Fortunately it didn't look like anyone was hurt, but major tailbacks.

[Happydays]

Weather forecast is good, good, good

[Stephen]

Garden looks like a tinder box.

[Happydays]

Long may it last

[Stephen]

27deg today in Costa Del Maldon

[Mervyn and Trish]

But it's still Maldon...... just saying

[Stephen]

It was when I last looked out the window.

[Mervyn and Trish]

You have windows? There's posh

[Manoverboard]

Not with bars on it aint …. just saying

[Stephen]

That's just my day centre Moby. They let me out after dark.

[Happydays]

Have cooled my dog down in a cool bath and tried the floor now going out in the back garden for awhile to enjoy the sun!

[Stephen]

How is the floor

[Happydays]

sun must be going to my head The floor was dried
I'm now going to have a cool drink!!

[Stephen]

sun must be going to my head The floor was dried
I'm now going to have a cool drink!!

.....straight out the fridge

[Manoverboard]

… or from the dog's bowl ?

[Stephen]

Depends which holds the most I suspect

[Happydays]

You're both cheeky

[Stephen]

You've been looking again