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As we Silver Surfers know, sometimes we have trouble with our computers.

Yesterday I had a problem, so I called Georgie, the 11 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control, and asked him to come over. Georgie clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.

As he was walking away, I called after him, 'So, what was wrong?

He replied, 'It was an ID ten T error.'

I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless enquired, 'An, ID ten T error? What's that? In case I need to fix it again.'

Georgie grinned...'Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?

No,' I replied. 'Write it down,' he said, 'and I think you'll figure it out.'

So I wrote down: ID10T.

I used to like Georgie, the little sh*t head.
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Two women called at my door and asked what bread I ate, when I said white they gave me a lecture on the benefits of brown bread for 30 minutes.
I think they were those Hovis Witnesses.
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I shall be doing all my shopping here in future...
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I went to see a therapist. I said, "I'm not sure if I'm a man or a woman."
He said, "Right. Just pull your pants down for me."
I said, "No."
He said, "You're a woman."

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I'm never complaining about my job again....

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Police are investigating an episode of 'Bargain Hunt' filmed in Liverpool after both teams got their 3 items without spending any of their £300 budget.

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How one foot can ruin a family photo....
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