Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
A man is sending his young daughter to bed one night.
After saying goodnight, the little girl says, "Daddy, I really wish that I had a little sister."
Trying to be funny, the man says, "Honey, you do have a sister."
The confused little girls ask, "I do?"
The man replies, "Sure. You just don't see her because when you are coming in the front door, she is always leaving through the back door."
The little girl thinks for a few moments and says, "You mean like my other daddy does?"
After saying goodnight, the little girl says, "Daddy, I really wish that I had a little sister."
Trying to be funny, the man says, "Honey, you do have a sister."
The confused little girls ask, "I do?"
The man replies, "Sure. You just don't see her because when you are coming in the front door, she is always leaving through the back door."
The little girl thinks for a few moments and says, "You mean like my other daddy does?"
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Topic author - Commodore
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Topic author - Commodore
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
[Job Interview]
"It says in your CV that you are quick at mathematics.
What is 17 X 19?" "36"
"That's not even close"
"But it was quick"
"It says in your CV that you are quick at mathematics.
What is 17 X 19?" "36"
"That's not even close"
"But it was quick"
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Topic author - Commodore
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
"Guernsey may soon become first place in Britain to go to Die"
But if you can't wait that long , try Glasgow.
But if you can't wait that long , try Glasgow.
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
On your own this week Stephen? Sorry I can't help out this week
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
Yep, Billy no mates Foxy.......normal