
It's Friday Fun Time
Good one StephenStephen wrote: ↑10 Aug 2018, 08:50Zoo keeper say’s to Paddy, “The gorilla is on heat and we need someone to have sex with it. Would you consider doing it for £500?”
Paddy replies, “I will on 3 conditions”:
1st I’m not going to kiss it.
2nd My family must never know.
3rd I’ll need a couple of weeks to get the cash together.
oldbluefox wrote: ↑10 Aug 2018, 13:26For his birthday, little Willie asked for a 10-speed bicycle.
His father said, “Son, we’d give you one, but the mortgage on this house is £289,000 and your mother just lost her job. There’s no way we can afford it.”
The next day the father saw little Willie heading out the front door with a suitcase.
So he asked, “Son, where are you going?”
Little Willie told him, “I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling mum you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I’ll be damned if I’m staying here by myself with a £289,000 mortgage and no bike.”