Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~

[Stephen]

It's Friday Fun Time

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[Stephen]

Breaking News.

Plans to bring Shamima Begum back to the UK are under way. All sorted out by Dianne Abbott.

Cardiff City FC are organising the flight home, Prince Philip is picking her up from the airport, and Kate & Gerry McCann are adopting the kid

[Stephen]

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[Stephen]

A British family in Syria claim they joined ISIS by accident while on holiday and are begging to come back.

They must've flown with Ryanair, as they booked a break in Iceland.

[Onelife]

A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down.
The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen.
She dresses quickly and goes to find him.
The son sees his mom and asks, "What were you and Dad doing?"
The mother replies, "Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it."
"You're wasting your time," said the boy.
"Why is that?" asked his mom, puzzled.
"Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up again"

[Ray Scully]

A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down.
The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen.
She dresses quickly and goes to find him.
The son sees his mom and asks, "What were you and Dad doing?"
The mother replies, "Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it."
"You're wasting your time," said the boy.
"Why is that?" asked his mom, puzzled.
"Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up again"

[Stephen]

Good one Keith