Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
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That should keep Cubie quiet Stephen
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Grandad was reminiscing about the good old days...
"When I were a lad, me mother would send me down t'corner shop wi' ashilling, and I'd come back wi' five pounds o' potatoes, two loaves o' bread, three pints o' milk, a pound o' cheese, a packet o' tea, an' 'alf a dozen eggs. Yer can't do that now. Too many bloody security cameras."
"When I were a lad, me mother would send me down t'corner shop wi' ashilling, and I'd come back wi' five pounds o' potatoes, two loaves o' bread, three pints o' milk, a pound o' cheese, a packet o' tea, an' 'alf a dozen eggs. Yer can't do that now. Too many bloody security cameras."
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Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a check-up, only to find out that she's pregnant.
She is furious. Here she is -- in the middle of her election campaign -- now this has happened to her!
She calls home, gets Bill on the phone and immediately starts screaming:
"You ba****d! How could you have let this happen? With all that's going on right now, you go and get me pregnant! How could you? I can't believe this! I've just found out I'm five weeks pregnant and it's all your fault! Well, what have you got to say?"
There is nothing but dead silence on the phone.
She screams again, "Did you hear me?"
Finally, she hears Bill's very, very quiet voice, in a barely audible whisper:
*"Who's calling?"
She is furious. Here she is -- in the middle of her election campaign -- now this has happened to her!
She calls home, gets Bill on the phone and immediately starts screaming:
"You ba****d! How could you have let this happen? With all that's going on right now, you go and get me pregnant! How could you? I can't believe this! I've just found out I'm five weeks pregnant and it's all your fault! Well, what have you got to say?"
There is nothing but dead silence on the phone.
She screams again, "Did you hear me?"
Finally, she hears Bill's very, very quiet voice, in a barely audible whisper:
*"Who's calling?"
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A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says, "five pints please"
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A Chinese baby was born prematurely.
Parents named him Sudden Lee.
Parents named him Sudden Lee.
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Greetings from rural Darzet
A very elderly bull and a very young bull overseeing a field of heifers
The young bull suggests they should rush in and have a heifer each
The old bull retorts no, let us stroll in an have the lot
Lubboo all
The Giant of Cerne Abbas
A very elderly bull and a very young bull overseeing a field of heifers
The young bull suggests they should rush in and have a heifer each
The old bull retorts no, let us stroll in an have the lot
Lubboo all
The Giant of Cerne Abbas
Gentle Giant of Cerne Abbas
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Hello Graham
Hope you are well, and good to see you back on the forum.
Have good weekend
Hope you are well, and good to see you back on the forum.
Have good weekend
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Mervyn and Trish wrote:A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says, "five pints please"
Perhaps something like "sextarios quinquaginta, si placet" might be more likely
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You been wandering about on Hadrian's Wall again notso?Not so ancient mariner wrote:Mervyn and Trish wrote:A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says, "five pints please"
Perhaps something like "sextarios quinquaginta, si placet" might be more likely
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Trump Withdraws From Election
Breaking News
Trump withdraws from election due to brain tumor
It was discovered during a routine colonoscopy
Breaking News
Trump withdraws from election due to brain tumor
It was discovered during a routine colonoscopy
John
Trainee Pensioner since 2000
Trainee Pensioner since 2000
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Oh if only that was true Towny!
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No, Tullie house. It comes from the writings of that well known Roman Patrician whose bust appears in the foyer there.oldbluefox wrote:
You been wandering about on Hadrian's Wall again notso?
Ludicrus Spurius
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and his brother, arsolis pratis
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Lovely girl, Patrician.....and an even lovelier bustNot so ancient mariner wrote:No, Tullie house. It comes from the writings of that well known Roman Patrician whose bust appears in the foyer there.oldbluefox wrote:
You been wandering about on Hadrian's Wall again notso?
Ludicrus Spurius
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Someone's not aware of the date.
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Certainly am - just like to keep you on your toes !