It's Friday Fun Time
Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
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Stephen
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Stephen
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog because he shuts up after you let him in.
The dog because he shuts up after you let him in.
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towny44
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
TRUMPISM
Donald Trump was asked if he could quote any Bible verses.
He replied, "Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day; deport him and you'll never have to feed him again."
Trump 20:17
Donald Trump was asked if he could quote any Bible verses.
He replied, "Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day; deport him and you'll never have to feed him again."
Trump 20:17
John
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Trainee Pensioner since 2000
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qbman1
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Stephen
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Stephen
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
I'm not an alcoholic; I just like having an attractive wife.
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qbman1
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
I was visiting my niece last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper.
"This is the 21st century," she said. "We don't waste money on newspapers. Here, use my iPad.".
I can tell you this... that fly never knew what hit him!
"This is the 21st century," she said. "We don't waste money on newspapers. Here, use my iPad.".
I can tell you this... that fly never knew what hit him!
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qbman1
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some bum deodorant.
The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they don't sell bum deodorant, and never have.
Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis, and would like some more.
"I'm sorry," says the pharmacist, "we don't have any."
"But I always get it here," says the blonde.
"Do you have the container it comes in?"
"Yes!" said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it."
She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant."
The annoyed blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container,
"To apply, push up bottom."
The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they don't sell bum deodorant, and never have.
Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis, and would like some more.
"I'm sorry," says the pharmacist, "we don't have any."
"But I always get it here," says the blonde.
"Do you have the container it comes in?"
"Yes!" said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it."
She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant."
The annoyed blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container,
"To apply, push up bottom."
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Stephen
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Stephen
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
2020 Olympic high jump results:
Gold - Mexico
Silver - Mexico
Bronze - Mexico
Gold - Mexico
Silver - Mexico
Bronze - Mexico
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qbman1
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Stephen
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Stephen
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
My cat used to star in the Whiskas ads, but they laid him off a couple of years ago. He hasn't found a job since.
So much for them always landing on their feet.
So much for them always landing on their feet.
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qbman1
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Stephen
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Stephen
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
They want to.
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qbman1
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
They might have trouble collecting the £50 !
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Stephen
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
Looks like Louis Walsh on the left
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gfwgfw
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
Donald Thrump must be the biggest joke ever to grace Stephen's confection
Gentle Giant of Cerne Abbas 
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Stephen
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gfwgfw wrote:Donald Thrump must be the biggest joke ever to grace Stephen's confection
Your not wrong Graham.
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qbman1
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qbman1
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