It's Friday Fun Time
Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
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Stephen
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Stephen
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- Location: Down Souf. The civilised end of the country :)
Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
A young woman had been taking golf lessons.
She had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. The pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for help and to complain.
Her golf pro saw her come into the clubhouse and asked, ‘'Why are you back in so early, what’s wrong?'’
‘'I was stung by a bee'', she said.
‘'Where?'’, he asked.
'‘Between the first and second hole'’, she replied.
He nodded and said, '‘Then your stance was too wide.
She had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. The pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for help and to complain.
Her golf pro saw her come into the clubhouse and asked, ‘'Why are you back in so early, what’s wrong?'’
‘'I was stung by a bee'', she said.
‘'Where?'’, he asked.
'‘Between the first and second hole'’, she replied.
He nodded and said, '‘Then your stance was too wide.
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qbman1
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
My wife has a slight impediment in her speech.
Every now and then she stops to breathe.
Every now and then she stops to breathe.
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Stephen
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
A woman is like a cloud.
If she's not there, it's a nice day.
If she's not there, it's a nice day.
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Stephen
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qbman1
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
Sad, but true !
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qbman1
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
Stephen - in recognition of your dedicated, sterling service in bringing this thread to us every week, I have bought you a pair of gloves....
Enjoy
Enjoy
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qbman1
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
I'm a bit worried about the people in the flat over the road...