Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
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Topic author - Commodore
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
Why do Scottish men wear kilts?
Because the sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.
Because the sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
All men marry nymphomaniacs.
Then after a few years the nympho leaves and the maniac stays.
Then after a few years the nympho leaves and the maniac stays.
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
My stroll around the docks
This morning, around 7:00 AM, I went for my stroll around the docks. I noticed a man shouting, "Allah be praised!" and "Death to all Infidels." when suddenly he tripped and fell into the water.
He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the explosives he was carrying. If he didn't get help he would surely drown. Being a responsible citizen and abiding by the law of the land that requires you help those in distress, I contacted the Police, the Coast Guard, Homeland Security and even the Fire Department.
Now it is 11:00 AM, the terrorist has drowned and none of the authorities have responded.
I'm starting to think I just wasted four stamps.
This morning, around 7:00 AM, I went for my stroll around the docks. I noticed a man shouting, "Allah be praised!" and "Death to all Infidels." when suddenly he tripped and fell into the water.
He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the explosives he was carrying. If he didn't get help he would surely drown. Being a responsible citizen and abiding by the law of the land that requires you help those in distress, I contacted the Police, the Coast Guard, Homeland Security and even the Fire Department.
Now it is 11:00 AM, the terrorist has drowned and none of the authorities have responded.
I'm starting to think I just wasted four stamps.
John
Trainee Pensioner since 2000
Trainee Pensioner since 2000
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