It's Friday Fun Time
Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
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Stephen
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Stephen
Topic author - Commodore
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- Location: Down Souf. The civilised end of the country :)
Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
For an extra £10, Ryan Air can provide you with a pilot.
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qbman1
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
Last time I buy birthday cards at WH Smith !
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oldbluefox
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
A lone sniper was just about to assassinate Donald Trump.
Just at the last moment, one of the President's bodyguards spotted him.
He immediately shouted "Mickey Mouse! Mickey Mouse!"
A shot rang out and Trump fell dead.
As his aides gathered round the body, one of them asked the bodyguard why he had shouted "Mickey Mouse"
'I'm sorry" he said "I meant to shout
"Donald, duck!"
Just at the last moment, one of the President's bodyguards spotted him.
He immediately shouted "Mickey Mouse! Mickey Mouse!"
A shot rang out and Trump fell dead.
As his aides gathered round the body, one of them asked the bodyguard why he had shouted "Mickey Mouse"
'I'm sorry" he said "I meant to shout
"Donald, duck!"
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oldbluefox
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
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Stephen
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
Good one Foxy 
. I've 'borrowed' the image for my Facecloth page. 
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Stephen
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- Location: Down Souf. The civilised end of the country :)
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Stephen
Topic author - Commodore
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- Joined: January 2013
- Location: Down Souf. The civilised end of the country :)
Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
A recently widowed Jewish lady named Sarah, was sitting on a beach towel at Brighton.
She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand nearby and began reading a book.
Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him. "Hello, sir, how are you?" "Fine, thank you," he responded, and turned back to his book.
"I love the beach. Do you come here often?" she asked. "First time since my wife passed away last year," he replied, and again turned back to his book.
"Do you live around here?" she asked. "Yes, I live over in Hove," he answered, and then resumed reading.
Trying to find a topic of common interest, Sarah persisted. "Do you like pussycats?"
With that, the man threw his book down, jumped off his blanket onto hers, tore off both their swimsuits and gave her the most torrid seeing too of her life!
As the cloud of sand began to settle, Sarah gasped and asked the man, "How did you know that was what I wanted?"
The man replied, "How did you know my name was Katz?"
She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand nearby and began reading a book.
Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him. "Hello, sir, how are you?" "Fine, thank you," he responded, and turned back to his book.
"I love the beach. Do you come here often?" she asked. "First time since my wife passed away last year," he replied, and again turned back to his book.
"Do you live around here?" she asked. "Yes, I live over in Hove," he answered, and then resumed reading.
Trying to find a topic of common interest, Sarah persisted. "Do you like pussycats?"
With that, the man threw his book down, jumped off his blanket onto hers, tore off both their swimsuits and gave her the most torrid seeing too of her life!
As the cloud of sand began to settle, Sarah gasped and asked the man, "How did you know that was what I wanted?"
The man replied, "How did you know my name was Katz?"
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gfwgfw
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
Victoria - after a steamy session with Albert
Asked Albert if the commoners indulged in this exquisite exercise - if so it must be banned,
commoners should not have such pleasure
Lubbooo all
Graham
Asked Albert if the commoners indulged in this exquisite exercise - if so it must be banned,
commoners should not have such pleasure
Lubbooo all
Graham
Gentle Giant of Cerne Abbas 