It's Friday Fun Time
Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
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Stephen
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Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
It's Friday Fun Time
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Stephen
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
Irish Medical Dictionary.
Artery: The study of paintings.
Bacteria: Back door to cafeteria.
Barium: What you do when patients die.
Benign: What you be, after you be eight.
Caesarean Section: A neighbourhood in Rome.
Catscan: Searching for Kitty.
Cauterize: Made eye contact with her.
Colic: A sheep dog.
Coma: A punctuation mark.
Dilate: To live long.
Enema: Not a friend.
Fester: Quicker than someone else.
Fibula: A small lie.
Impotent: Distinguished, well known.
Labour Pain: Getting hurt at work.
Medical Staff: A Doctor's cane.
Morbid: A higher offer.
Nitrates: Cheaper than day rates.
Node: I knew it.
Outpatient: A person who has fainted.
Pelvis: Second cousin to Elvis.
Post Operative: A letter carrier.
Recovery Room: Place to do upholstery.
Rectum: Nearly killed him.
Secretion: Hiding something.
Seizure: Roman emperor.
Tablet: A small table.
Terminal Illness: Getting sick at the airport.
Tumour: One plus one more.
Urine: Opposite of you're out!!..
Artery: The study of paintings.
Bacteria: Back door to cafeteria.
Barium: What you do when patients die.
Benign: What you be, after you be eight.
Caesarean Section: A neighbourhood in Rome.
Catscan: Searching for Kitty.
Cauterize: Made eye contact with her.
Colic: A sheep dog.
Coma: A punctuation mark.
Dilate: To live long.
Enema: Not a friend.
Fester: Quicker than someone else.
Fibula: A small lie.
Impotent: Distinguished, well known.
Labour Pain: Getting hurt at work.
Medical Staff: A Doctor's cane.
Morbid: A higher offer.
Nitrates: Cheaper than day rates.
Node: I knew it.
Outpatient: A person who has fainted.
Pelvis: Second cousin to Elvis.
Post Operative: A letter carrier.
Recovery Room: Place to do upholstery.
Rectum: Nearly killed him.
Secretion: Hiding something.
Seizure: Roman emperor.
Tablet: A small table.
Terminal Illness: Getting sick at the airport.
Tumour: One plus one more.
Urine: Opposite of you're out!!..
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towny44
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
Difference between Democracy and Racism
A Muslim refugee kid in Braford asks his mother, "Mama, what's the difference
between Democracy and Racism?" Mother (in Burkha) - "Well, son, Democracy
is when UK taxpayers work hard every day so that we can get all our benefits.....
you know, like free housing, free health care, free education and grants to build
Mosques and Community Centers, more welfare payments than UK pensioners
get, and so on and so forth, you know? That's Democracy".
"But Mama, don't the UK taxpayers get angry about that?”
"Sure they do?. That's what we call Racism.
Never more clearly & simply explained.
A Muslim refugee kid in Braford asks his mother, "Mama, what's the difference
between Democracy and Racism?" Mother (in Burkha) - "Well, son, Democracy
is when UK taxpayers work hard every day so that we can get all our benefits.....
you know, like free housing, free health care, free education and grants to build
Mosques and Community Centers, more welfare payments than UK pensioners
get, and so on and so forth, you know? That's Democracy".
"But Mama, don't the UK taxpayers get angry about that?”
"Sure they do?. That's what we call Racism.
Never more clearly & simply explained.
John
Trainee Pensioner since 2000
Trainee Pensioner since 2000
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gfwgfw
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
Parallel lines never meet
How sad is that
Lubboo all
Graham
How sad is that
Lubboo all
Graham
Gentle Giant of Cerne Abbas
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Stephen
Topic author - Commodore
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Stephen
Topic author - Commodore
- Posts: 15968
- Joined: January 2013
- Location: Down Souf. The civilised end of the country :)
Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
Paddy pulls up at the traffic lights next to a stunning looking girl.
Paddy smiles at her and winds his window down.
She smiles back and winds her window down.
Paddy says ' have you f*rted as well?'
Paddy smiles at her and winds his window down.
She smiles back and winds her window down.
Paddy says ' have you f*rted as well?'