It's Friday Fun Time
Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
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Stephen
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Stephen
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
I just read a book on marriage that says treat your wife like you treated her on the first date.
So after dinner tonight I'm dropping her off at her parents' house.
So after dinner tonight I'm dropping her off at her parents' house.
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oldbluefox
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
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oldbluefox
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Stephen
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Stephen
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
Paddy decides to take up boxing and goes for the required medical.
A few days later the doctor ‘phones and says “Paddy, you’ve got sugar diabetes.”
Paddy says “nice one, when do I fight him?”
A few days later the doctor ‘phones and says “Paddy, you’ve got sugar diabetes.”
Paddy says “nice one, when do I fight him?”
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Stephen
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Stephen
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
A hit and run took place right outside my house yesterday.
Otherwise known as a Parcel Force delivery.
Otherwise known as a Parcel Force delivery.
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Ray Scully
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Two guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge. The judge said, “You seem like nice young men, and I’d like ot give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drugs and pursued them to give up drugs forever! I’ll see you here back in court on Monday.”
Monday, the two guys were in court and the judge said to the first one, “How did you do over the weekend?”
“Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever.”
“17 people? That’s wonderful. What did you tell them?”
“I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this: o O
And told them this (small circle) is your brain after drugs.”
“That’s very admirable,” said the judge. “And you, how did you do?” He said to the second guy.
“Well your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever.”
“156 people! That’s amazing! How did you manage to do that?”
“Well, I also used a diagram with circles. I pointed to the small circle and told them, “This is your .sshole before prison, this is your...................”
Monday, the two guys were in court and the judge said to the first one, “How did you do over the weekend?”
“Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever.”
“17 people? That’s wonderful. What did you tell them?”
“I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this: o O
And told them this (small circle) is your brain after drugs.”
“That’s very admirable,” said the judge. “And you, how did you do?” He said to the second guy.
“Well your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever.”
“156 people! That’s amazing! How did you manage to do that?”
“Well, I also used a diagram with circles. I pointed to the small circle and told them, “This is your .sshole before prison, this is your...................”
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oldbluefox
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A couple on an African Safari honeymoon witnessed a small antelope being chased down by a cheetah.
While the kill was about to happen before their eyes, the husband remarked, “I hope the antelope gets away.”
The wife answered, “Oh yes! Please, please!!!
Poor little thing!! I promise that if that antelope survives this one, I’ll give you the sex of your choice every day for the rest of your life!!!!”
The deadly chase was recorded, and filmed as it happened.
Click here to see the 18 second video
While the kill was about to happen before their eyes, the husband remarked, “I hope the antelope gets away.”
The wife answered, “Oh yes! Please, please!!!
Poor little thing!! I promise that if that antelope survives this one, I’ll give you the sex of your choice every day for the rest of your life!!!!”
The deadly chase was recorded, and filmed as it happened.
Click here to see the 18 second video
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Stephen
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
oldbluefox wrote: ↑09 Mar 2018, 22:24A couple on an African Safari honeymoon witnessed a small antelope being chased down by a cheetah.
While the kill was about to happen before their eyes, the husband remarked, “I hope the antelope gets away.”
The wife answered, “Oh yes! Please, please!!!
Poor little thing!! I promise that if that antelope survives this one, I’ll give you the sex of your choice every day for the rest of your life!!!!”
The deadly chase was recorded, and filmed as it happened.
Click here to see the 18 second video
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Onelife
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make thatStephen wrote: ↑10 Mar 2018, 08:00oldbluefox wrote: ↑09 Mar 2018, 22:24A couple on an African Safari honeymoon witnessed a small antelope being chased down by a cheetah.
While the kill was about to happen before their eyes, the husband remarked, “I hope the antelope gets away.”
The wife answered, “Oh yes! Please, please!!!
Poor little thing!! I promise that if that antelope survives this one, I’ll give you the sex of your choice every day for the rest of your life!!!!”
The deadly chase was recorded, and filmed as it happened.
Click here to see the 18 second video