Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
Jeremy Corbyn has paid tributes to "The Greatest Mind of our time"
"Diane Abbott will be a great Home Secretary" He said.
"Diane Abbott will be a great Home Secretary" He said.
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
"Have you heard of Murphy's Law?"
"Yeah"
"What is it?"
"If something can go wrong, it will go wrong."
"Right. Have you heard of Cole's Law?"
"No, what is it?"
"Thinly sliced cabbage."
"Yeah"
"What is it?"
"If something can go wrong, it will go wrong."
"Right. Have you heard of Cole's Law?"
"No, what is it?"
"Thinly sliced cabbage."
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
Theresa May appoints new Brexit adviser after demonstrating it’s possible to exit Europe at a cost of only £300m.
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I see Cheryl Baker got her car stuck for hours in the snow last night.
In case you don't know, to move a car stuck in the snow, first you gotta speed it up, then you gotta slow it
down.
I'm suprised she didn't know that.
In case you don't know, to move a car stuck in the snow, first you gotta speed it up, then you gotta slow it
down.
I'm suprised she didn't know that.
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
When my wife suggested we try playing doctors and nurses, I was really hoping for something sexier than being left in a corridor for 2 days.
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Just picked up a cheap long weekend break in Salisbury. Dress code is one night gas masks and two nights hazchem suits.
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
Autocorrect... stop changing my words you mother forklift...