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Friday morning "Morning All"
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To all the kids that failed there GCSE's or didn't get the results they wanted, 2 things to remember,

1. it's not the end of the world, you can always re sit them.
2. I don't like gherkins on my big Mac.

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A salesman knocked on my door today. "Who currently provides your Internet?" he asked.
"My next door neighbour", I said.

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A married couple are lying in bed on the morning of their tenth wedding anniversary, when the wife props herself up on one elbow and faces her husband:
"Darling, this is such a special occasion ... I want to make a confession. Before we were married I was a hooker for eight years."
The husband ponders this bombshell for a moment, then looks adoringly into his wife's eyes.
”My love, it's been a perfect ten years with you - I can't hold your past against you “He nuzzles up to her.”...Maybe you should show me a few tricks of the trade, and spice up our sex life!"
"I don't think you understand," she replies awkwardly. "My name was Brian and I played for the All Blacks."

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