Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~

Friday morning "Morning All"
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When an eel bites your thigh
Then you bleed out and die

That's a Moray!

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Harvey Weinstein assaulted a 16-year-old girl, a lawsuit claims.

"Despite initial fears, I decided the best course of action would be to come forward and tell my side of the story." Said the woman, now 62.

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Old F*rt Football
An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows
When the old man passes gas and says, 'Seven Points.'
His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?'
The old man replied, 'its f*rt football.'
A few minutes later his wife lets one go
And says, "Touchdown, tie score...'
After about five minutes the old man
Lets another one go and says, "Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7.'

Not to be outdone the wife rips out
Another one and says, "Touchdown, tie score.'

Five seconds go by and she lets out
A little squeaker and says,'Field goal,
I lead 17 to 14.' Now the pressure is on the old man.

He refuses to get beaten by a woman,
So he strains real hard.
Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives
It everything he's got, and accidentally
cr*ps in the bed.

The wife says,'What the hell was that?'

The old man says, 'Half time, switch sides.
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