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Post by Stephen » 30 Nov 2018, 08:05

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Post by Stephen » 30 Nov 2018, 08:06

My grandfather just died. In a way I'm quite proud of him.
He died having sex with my grandma, he is 93 years old and was getting his thing on.
Anyways my grandma said 'We were doing it on Sunday morning, it was Sunday because he would use the church bells to pace himself'.
I think he would be alive today if an icecream van hadn't gone past.'

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Post by Onelife » 30 Nov 2018, 10:13

A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he's topping 100 mph. The man eventually realizes he can't escape and finally pulls over. The cop approaches the car and says, "It's been a long day and my shift is almost over, so if you can give me a good excuse for your behavior, I'll let you go." The guy thinks for a few seconds and then says, "My wife ran away with a cop about a week ago. I thought you might be that officer trying to give her back!"

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Post by Stephen » 30 Nov 2018, 11:36

A group of women MPs have been reprimanded for playing keepy-uppy in the House of Commons.

Yeah..........like there's never been a balls-up in there before.

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Post by Stephen » 30 Nov 2018, 14:30

BBC to stop free TV licences for the over 75's.

Sad to put Grandma in a home, but she's no longer any use to me.

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Post by Stephen » 30 Nov 2018, 16:24

Paddy and his wife are lying in bed and the neighbours' dog is barking like mad in the garden.

Paddy says "To hell with this!" and storms off.

He comes back upstairs 5 minutes later and his wife asks "What did you do ?"

Paddy replies "I've put the dog in our garden. Let's see how they like it!"



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Post by Ray B » 30 Nov 2018, 20:41

It was reported that a man had drowned in his bowl of muesli, apparently he was pulled under by a strong currant (sic).

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