Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~

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What did the little Scouser kid get for Christmas?

.....My bike

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A russian cargo ship has been stranded on a sandbank at falmouth .

The R.N.L.I sent a message to the russian crew to remain calm, and that they would be tugged off when the weather improved.

The captain said that was very kind as they had only hoped to be rescued!

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Glasgow and Las Vegas The only two places in the world you can pay for sex with chips

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Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the vicar came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As he sat facing her old hammond organ, the young vicar noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water and in the water floated, of all things, a condom!

When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The vicar tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and He could no longer resist.

"Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl.
"Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter."

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I have an addiction to seaweed. I must seek kelp.

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I've been sitting here thinking of my new year resolutions.


For 2015 I’ve decided to stop leaving things so late.

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For 2017 I decided to support Brexit

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Yer sacked ;) :)

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I usually give up my resolutions for Lent

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