Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
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Topic author - Commodore
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- Location: Down Souf. The civilised end of the country :)
Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
When I left school for a brief period i used to sell security alarms door to door, and I was really quite good at it. If no one was home, I would leave a brochure on their kitchen table.
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Topic author - Commodore
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- Location: Down Souf. The civilised end of the country :)
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Topic author - Commodore
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- Location: Down Souf. The civilised end of the country :)
Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
Carpenters urgently required
Cabinet falling apart
Apply to 10 Downing Street
( no tools needed there’s plenty of them in the building )
Cabinet falling apart
Apply to 10 Downing Street
( no tools needed there’s plenty of them in the building )
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Topic author - Commodore
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Topic author - Commodore
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
Police Officer: Now then, your Royal Highness, explain how the accident happened.
Prince Philip: Well, I drove out of the gates and swerved to avoid a pheasant.
Police Officer: You mean you swerved to avoid a peasant.
Prince Philip: Don't be stupid man. Why on earth would I swerve to avoid a peasant?
Prince Philip: Well, I drove out of the gates and swerved to avoid a pheasant.
Police Officer: You mean you swerved to avoid a peasant.
Prince Philip: Don't be stupid man. Why on earth would I swerve to avoid a peasant?
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Topic author - Commodore
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Topic author - Commodore
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
For sale Land Rover Discovery in Norfolk, low mileage, one elderly owner. For a small deposit I will put it on one side for you.
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Topic author - Commodore
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Topic author - Commodore
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
Gutted! My wife just left me because I never put the toilet seat down.
To be fair, I'm not even sure why I started carrying it.
To be fair, I'm not even sure why I started carrying it.
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
I've borrowed Laurel and Hardy. Hope you don't mind!!!
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So did. Wasn't going to mention it, but as you've come clean Foxy I thought I'd better hold my hands up as well