Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~

Friday morning "Morning All"
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Post by Stephen » 01 Feb 2019, 08:37

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Post by Stephen » 01 Feb 2019, 08:38

A lot of people portray us Scots as some sort of backward, alcoholic, wife beaters and junkies with an obsession for deep fried food.
You don't know anything about us, so stick your compliments up yer a*se.

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Post by Stephen » 01 Feb 2019, 10:57

Salad to become scarce and hard to come by in the event of a no deal Brexit.

Scotland are said to be unconcerned.

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Post by Stephen » 01 Feb 2019, 12:51

I’m not saying I’m a rubbish businessman, but a few years ago I paid £400K for sole distribution rights for cats eyes in Venice.

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Post by Onelife » 01 Feb 2019, 15:22

Two Men were out fishing when one decides to have a smoke He asks the other guy if he has a lighter He replies "Yes I do!" and hands the other a 10 inch long BIC lighter Surprised the guy asks "Where did you get this?" The guy replies "Oh I have a personal genie." The first man asks "Can I make a wish? " Sure says the other man "Just make sure that you speak clearly cause he is a little hard at hearing" "Ok I will" says the other as he rubs the lamp a genie appears and asks the man what he wants The man says " I want a Million Bucks " The genie says OK and goes back to his bottle and 10 seconds later a million ducks fly over head And the guy says to the other " Your genie realy sucks at hearing doesnt he?" The other man replies "I know, do you really think I asked for a 10 inch BIC"

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Post by oldbluefox » 02 Feb 2019, 10:07

Southerners when they come up North for the first time
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Post by Stephen » 02 Feb 2019, 16:58

oldbluefox wrote:
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Southerners when they come up North for the first time

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Us whitey's have more sense though :D

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