Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~

Friday morning "Morning All"
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Thanks to accidentally leaving my private computer on and my wife getting on it, I'm now stuck taking the bitch on an expenisve trip to Greece this Summer.

She said, "Oh darling, I can't wait to see what you've got planned... I saw all those late night searches you did for 'Lesbos' !"

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This begging in the 21st century is getting ridiculous.
A kid came up to me today with an electric cigarette and asked,
"Got a spare battery mate."

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Do you have time for a joke about the world's fastest cruise ship?
Don't worry, it's a quick one liner.
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Don't worry, be happy

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For sale. Citroën Picasso
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Apparently you can’t use “ beef stew” as a password. It’s not stronganoff.

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Had to inform the bank today about a change of address.

They told me to stop wasting their time as my transvestite activities were of no interest to them.

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I had operation on my funny bone once.

I was in stitches for 2 weeks.

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