Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
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Topic author - Commodore
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Topic author - Commodore
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- Location: Down Souf. The civilised end of the country :)
Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
Thanks to accidentally leaving my private computer on and my wife getting on it, I'm now stuck taking the bitch on an expenisve trip to Greece this Summer.
She said, "Oh darling, I can't wait to see what you've got planned... I saw all those late night searches you did for 'Lesbos' !"
She said, "Oh darling, I can't wait to see what you've got planned... I saw all those late night searches you did for 'Lesbos' !"
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Topic author - Commodore
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- Location: Down Souf. The civilised end of the country :)
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Topic author - Commodore
- Posts: 15925
- Joined: January 2013
- Location: Down Souf. The civilised end of the country :)
Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
This begging in the 21st century is getting ridiculous.
A kid came up to me today with an electric cigarette and asked,
"Got a spare battery mate."
A kid came up to me today with an electric cigarette and asked,
"Got a spare battery mate."
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
Do you have time for a joke about the world's fastest cruise ship?
Don't worry, it's a quick one liner.
Don't worry, it's a quick one liner.
Last edited by Ray B on 12 Apr 2019, 10:19, edited 1 time in total.
Don't worry, be happy
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- Commodore
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
For sale. Citroën Picasso
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- Commodore
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
Apparently you can’t use “ beef stew” as a password. It’s not stronganoff.
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Topic author - Commodore
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- Location: Down Souf. The civilised end of the country :)
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Topic author - Commodore
- Posts: 15925
- Joined: January 2013
- Location: Down Souf. The civilised end of the country :)
Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
Had to inform the bank today about a change of address.
They told me to stop wasting their time as my transvestite activities were of no interest to them.
They told me to stop wasting their time as my transvestite activities were of no interest to them.
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- Commodore
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
I had operation on my funny bone once.
I was in stitches for 2 weeks.
I was in stitches for 2 weeks.