It's Friday Fun Time
Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
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Stephen
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Stephen
Topic author - Commodore
- Posts: 15980
- Joined: January 2013
- Location: Down Souf. The civilised end of the country :)
Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
Paedophile Richard Huckle stabbed to death at Full Sutton Prison.
The Police say it’s the worst case of suicide they have seen
The Police say it’s the worst case of suicide they have seen
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Stephen
Topic author - Commodore
- Posts: 15980
- Joined: January 2013
- Location: Down Souf. The civilised end of the country :)
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Stephen
Topic author - Commodore
- Posts: 15980
- Joined: January 2013
- Location: Down Souf. The civilised end of the country :)
Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
An old bloke hires a hitman to kill his wife of 40 years... The hitman says "It'll be a quick kill, I'll shoot her just below the left tit"...
The husband says "I want her dead, not kneecapped!"
The husband says "I want her dead, not kneecapped!"
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Stephen
Topic author - Commodore
- Posts: 15980
- Joined: January 2013
- Location: Down Souf. The civilised end of the country :)
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Stephen
Topic author - Commodore
- Posts: 15980
- Joined: January 2013
- Location: Down Souf. The civilised end of the country :)
Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
My grandfather just died. In a way I'm quite proud of him. He died having sex with my grandma, he is 93 years old and was getting his thing on. Anyways my grandma said 'We were doing it on sunday morning, it was sunday because he could use the church bells to pace himself'. I think he would be alive today if an icecream van hadn't gone past.'
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Stephen
Topic author - Commodore
- Posts: 15980
- Joined: January 2013
- Location: Down Souf. The civilised end of the country :)
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Stephen
Topic author - Commodore
- Posts: 15980
- Joined: January 2013
- Location: Down Souf. The civilised end of the country :)
Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
My wife asked me earlier before going to the hairdressers "What cut do you think would make me more attractive?"
"A power cut" ....was apparently the wrong answer!
"A power cut" ....was apparently the wrong answer!