Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~

[Stephen]

It's Friday Fun Time

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[Stephen]

I heard that Jeremy Corbyn was speaking to a load of kids about Santa and how he didn't really exist and was made up by capitalism to sell goods and make profit for wealthy people, but then little Johnny spoke up.

"Yes Jezza, that may be true, he said, but he'll still exist after Christmas".

[Stephen]

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[Stephen]

[Stephen]

A young lad was riding his bike to the local Catholic school one morning when he was hit by a car.
As he appeared to be seriously injured, while they were waiting for the ambulance a passerby who was comforting him asked "Would you like me to get you a priest?"
He replied groggily - "The way I feel right now - sex is the last thing on my mind!"

[Stephen]

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[Stephen]

Paddy finds a sandwich with 2 red wires stickin out of it...
He phones the bomb squad... "Bejesus, I've just found a sandwich dat looks like a feckin bomb"...

The operator asks "Is it tickin?" ...Paddy says "No, I tink it's beef!"

[Stephen]

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[gfwgfw]

Greetings from rural Darzet

A Christian gentleman and a Jewish gentleman were collecting their new shiny upmarket cars from the local
Jaguar showroom

The Christian gentleman sprinkled his car with holy water

The Jewish gentleman cut an inch off his exhaust pipe

Lubooo all

[Stephen]

Greetings from rural Darzet

A Christian gentleman and a Jewish gentleman were collecting their new shiny upmarket cars from the local
Jaguar showroom

The Christian gentleman sprinkled his car with holy water

The Jewish gentleman cut an inch off his exhaust pipe

Lubooo all

Have a good weekend Graham

[gfwgfw]

Stephen

Thank you so much . . . . but it is blowing a howler here in Poole Bay.

So I will be with my best friend Mr Google playing Cribbage plus a wee dram of Malt Whisky.

[Stephen]

Stephen

Thank you so much . . . . but it is blowing a howler here in Poole Bay.

So I will be with my best friend Mr Google playing Cribbage plus a wee dram of Malt Whisky.

Now you're talking

[Ray Scully]

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[Stephen]

Good one Ray