Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~

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It's Friday Fun Time


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Offered whisky in a bar, Prince Andrew asked "have you got a 12 year old"?

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You can trust Boris Johnson not to sell off the NHS to the yanks, because he's a Patriot ...

Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson Hon FRIBA born 19th June 1964 New York City, USA

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My missus packed my bags and left them in the hallway.
As I walked out the door, she screamed..
"I wish you a slow and painful death you b*stard!!"
"Oh!" I replied "so you want me stay now!"


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I once visited the tower of London and saw a group of kids on a school trip.
One of the security guarding the exhibitions warned the teacher that the kids aren't allowed to touch the crown jewels.


Prince Andrew begs to differ

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I was doing a crossword - I asked the wife 'What's a 4 letter word for a female relative, ends in UNT?'

Wife said 'Aunt?'

I said 'Pass the tippex !!!'

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Stephen wrote: 22 Nov 2019, 16:50
I was doing a crossword - I asked the wife 'What's a 4 letter word for a female relative, ends in UNT?'

Wife said 'Aunt?'

I said 'Pass the tippex !!!'
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Almost 3 weeks and still no sign.
Penfold is now suspected missing in action.
If you see him, please let us know. People are getting worried.
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