Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
Offered whisky in a bar, Prince Andrew asked "have you got a 12 year old"?
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
You can trust Boris Johnson not to sell off the NHS to the yanks, because he's a Patriot ...
Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson Hon FRIBA born 19th June 1964 New York City, USA
Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson Hon FRIBA born 19th June 1964 New York City, USA
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
My missus packed my bags and left them in the hallway.
As I walked out the door, she screamed..
"I wish you a slow and painful death you b*stard!!"
"Oh!" I replied "so you want me stay now!"
As I walked out the door, she screamed..
"I wish you a slow and painful death you b*stard!!"
"Oh!" I replied "so you want me stay now!"
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
I once visited the tower of London and saw a group of kids on a school trip.
One of the security guarding the exhibitions warned the teacher that the kids aren't allowed to touch the crown jewels.
Prince Andrew begs to differ
One of the security guarding the exhibitions warned the teacher that the kids aren't allowed to touch the crown jewels.
Prince Andrew begs to differ
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I was doing a crossword - I asked the wife 'What's a 4 letter word for a female relative, ends in UNT?'
Wife said 'Aunt?'
I said 'Pass the tippex !!!'
Wife said 'Aunt?'
I said 'Pass the tippex !!!'
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Penfold is now suspected missing in action.
If you see him, please let us know. People are getting worried.
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