It's Friday Fun Time
Morin ( Aka Mornin' ) All ~~~ :) ~~~
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Stephen
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Morin ( Aka Mornin' ) All ~~~ :) ~~~
It's Friday Fun Time
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Stephen
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Re: Morin All ~~~ :) ~~~
Have a real fire this Christmas.
Buy a Whirlpool washing machine!
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Stephen
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Re: Morin All ~~~ :) ~~~
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Onelife
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Re: Morin All ~~~ :) ~~~
A guy decides to buy his new girlfriend a pair of gloves for Christmas. After all, they've only been dating for three weeks so it seems like the ideal gift - romantic, yet not too personal.
He asks the girlfriend's younger sister to accompany him to buy them then she can point out a pair she'd like. They go to the mall and the sister points out a pair of white gloves which the guy then buys.
The sister then picks up a pair of panties for herself and buys them.
But during the wrapping, the clerk mixes up the parcels without anyone realising. As a result, the sister gets the gloves and the guy takes home a gift box containing the panties.
Without checking, the guy rushes the gift to his sweetheart, but only after drafting this loving and helpful note to accompany it:
"I chose these because I notice you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for your sister, I would have chosen the long ones with the buttons, but she wears the short ones that are easier to remove
He asks the girlfriend's younger sister to accompany him to buy them then she can point out a pair she'd like. They go to the mall and the sister points out a pair of white gloves which the guy then buys.
The sister then picks up a pair of panties for herself and buys them.
But during the wrapping, the clerk mixes up the parcels without anyone realising. As a result, the sister gets the gloves and the guy takes home a gift box containing the panties.
Without checking, the guy rushes the gift to his sweetheart, but only after drafting this loving and helpful note to accompany it:
"I chose these because I notice you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for your sister, I would have chosen the long ones with the buttons, but she wears the short ones that are easier to remove
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Onelife
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Re: Morin All ~~~ :) ~~~
I love this time of year.
You can slam your laptop shut when your wife walks into the room and you don't get any disgusted looks
You can slam your laptop shut when your wife walks into the room and you don't get any disgusted looks
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Onelife
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Re: Morin All ~~~ :) ~~~
Why are women's breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time?
Because they were originally made for children but the father wants to play with them.
Because they were originally made for children but the father wants to play with them.
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Stephen
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Re: Morin All ~~~ :) ~~~
Damn cheek, someone's nicked the n 
. Typical, turn your back for five minutes, and unless it's bolted down it'll walk.
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Onelife
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Re: Morin All ~~~ :) ~~~
I don't even have to ask Admin, they always corrects my mistakes...just saying!
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towny44
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Re: Morin All ~~~ :) ~~~
Must keep them very busy.........just saying.
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Onelife
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Re: Morin All ~~~ :) ~~~
l like to keep them on their toes
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Stephen
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Re: Morin All ~~~ :) ~~~
We know. They said it's now become a full time job
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Re: Moron All
Well I think it's a good title....
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Re: Morin ( Aka Mornin' ) All ~~~ :) ~~~
Evening all.
Seasonal Greetings to Stephen and his Friday playmates
Lubbooo all
Seasonal Greetings to Stephen and his Friday playmates
Lubbooo all
Gentle Giant of Cerne Abbas
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Stephen
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Re: Morin ( Aka Mornin' ) All ~~~ :) ~~~
And season greetings to you Graham 
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