Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
We were driving down the M1 when I said "I think those people in the car next to us are from wales",
"Why do you think that?" she said. "well , the kids are writing on the window and it says "stit ruoy su wohs".
"Why do you think that?" she said. "well , the kids are writing on the window and it says "stit ruoy su wohs".
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Dead simple this.
If your chromosomes are xx you're a woman.
If they are xy you're a man.
If they are x your name is Malcolm.
If they are xxx you have just signed a birthday card.
xo you're a chinese sauce.
x=y2 you're a conundrum.
My wife's chromosomes are oxo that's because she's a bit of a cow.
If your chromosomes are xx you're a woman.
If they are xy you're a man.
If they are x your name is Malcolm.
If they are xxx you have just signed a birthday card.
xo you're a chinese sauce.
x=y2 you're a conundrum.
My wife's chromosomes are oxo that's because she's a bit of a cow.
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
My new years resolution is to not have intercourse with supermodels.
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
Not as easy as you. Your idea of a supermodel Oop North is Nora Batty
Last edited by Stephen on 04 Jan 2020, 10:53, edited 1 time in total.
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
Even Nora tries to avoid Towny at the Darby and Joan Club.
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Praps that BIG BIRD in the Café at Holmfirth is more to Towny's taste …. just saying
Keep smiling, it's good for your well being
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I did once know a Nora in my youth, she was the tea lady at the electricity board where I first worked. She was a miserable soul and was known as Nora never smile.Mervyn and Trish wrote: ↑04 Jan 2020, 13:51Even Nora tries to avoid Towny at the Darby and Joan Club.
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