Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~

[Stephen]

It's Friday Fun Time



Introducing.....

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[Stephen]

What's the best way to quit being vegan?

Cold turkey.

[Stephen]

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[Stephen]

We were arguing all day about what to call a medieval soldier.

But then it got late, so we called it a knight.

[Stephen]

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[Stephen]

Heavy snowflakes forecast for Bristol Friday afternoon.

[Stephen]

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[Stephen]

Thank you BBC news for showing me how to wash my hands.

Up until now I've just been using battery acid and rough sandpaper..

Well done BBC - another winner.

[gfwgfw]

Why did the wee yellow submarine turn red

Cuz he saw the Queens bottom

[Onelife]

An attractive woman goes up to the bar in a rural tavern. She gestures several times to the bartender, but he ignores her. She disappears for several minutes, returns to the bar, and blows him a kiss. This time he rushes over.
“Are you the manager?” she asks, softly stroking his face.
“Actually, no,” the bartender smiles.
“Can you get him for me?” she asks, running her hands through his hair.
“I’m afraid I can’t. He’s not here,” the bartender sighs. “Is there anything I can do?”
“Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message,” she continues, popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
“What should I tell him?” he manages to ask.“Tell him,” she whispers, “that there’s no toilet paper in the ladies’ room.

[Stephen]

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[Stephen]

I was watching the news last night and it said there would be some flash photography.
Well I'm no cameraman but it looked pretty ordinary to me.

[Mervyn and Trish]

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[Stephen]

[towny44]

When did your beard grow so long Merv?

[Stephen]

I've met Merv and he doesn't look that good.

[Mervyn and Trish]

I've met him too and you're right...

[Stephen]

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[Stephen]

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[Not so ancient mariner]

You do realise that virus protection simply won't work, don't you....... It's a 2003 version of the program, which will confer absolutely no protection against a virus that didn't emerge until 2019!