Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~

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If Italy attacked France from the rear.

Would Greece help?

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“What would you like?” says the barman.
“What would I like?” says Bob. “A bigger house, more money and a more attractive wife.”
“No,” says the barman, patiently. “I meant what do you want?”
“To win the lottery, for my mother-in-law to die and for my child to be born healthy!”
“What’s it to be?” says the barman, less patiently.
"A boy or a girl, I don’t care".
"You misunderstand me" says the barman impatiently, "I only asked what you want to drink?"
"Oh" says Bob, I see. "Why didn’t you say so? What have you got?"

"Nothing at all" says the barman. "I’m perfectly healthy".

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Stephen wrote: 17 Jul 2020, 15:44
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Offensive, sexist, misanthropic

But I have to admit, bl***y funny

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

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Any caravanners on here?
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Ah!... that brings back memories as I’ve driven down that mountain road many a time…. I could never understand where the sound of car horns was coming from though :think: :lol:

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They were just being friendly because they'd come across you before!!! :lol: :wave:

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oldbluefox wrote: 20 Jul 2020, 20:42
They were just being friendly because they'd come across you before!!! :lol: :wave:
As are the sheep ....but don't tell Stephen I've said that ;) :wave:

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