Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~

Friday morning "Morning All"
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It's Friday Fun Time


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Keep smiling, it's good for your well being

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I bought fifty boxes of Oxo and bovril cubes today.
Might as well stockpile like everyone else.

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I bought fifty boxes of Oxo and bovril cubes today.
Might as well stockpile like everyone else.

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I keep getting bunches of flowers sent, but with the heads cut off.

I suspect a stalker.
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Re 50 boxes of stock cubes.
Reminds me of a favourite crossword clue.
Zero, squared, cubed. (3)

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A famed dog breeder crossed a Bulldog with a Poodle

Hence the new breed were registered with the Kennel club

Bull sh*t
Gentle Giant of Cerne Abbas :wave:

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Just been offered a job as a Noise Pollution Officer...

But I had to turn it down.

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A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly-behaved grandson.

He has his hands full with the child screaming for sweets, biscuits, all sorts of things. The grandad is saying in a controlled voice: "Easy, William, we won't be long . . . easy boy."

Another outburst and she hears the grandad calmly say : "It's okay William. Just a couple more minutes and we'll be out of here. Hang in there, boy."

At the checkout the little horror is throwing items out of the trolley. Grandad says again in a controlled voice : "William, William, relax buddy, don't get upset. We'll be home in five minutes, stay cool William."

Very impressed, she goes outside to where the grandfather is loading his groceries and the boy into the car. She says :
"It's none of my business, but you were amazing in there. I don't know how you did it. That whole time you kept your composure, and no matter how loud and disruptive he got, you just calmly kept saying things would be okay. William is very lucky to have you as his grandad."

"Thanks," says the grandpa. "But I am William. The little bastard's name is Kevin."


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The DPD driver was very surprised to see me naked at the door.
She was even more surprised that I knew where she lived.
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Good one's Ray. The dog collar was my favourite 😄👍

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I've just heard that Peter Sutcliffe has had Covid, but his condition is now satisfactory.

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Wembley tickets
England v Scotland
June 2021
This may be of interest. A friend of mine has two tickets in a corporate box for England v Scotland. He paid £300 each, but he didn't realise when he bought them that it was going to be the same day as his Covid 19 postponed wedding. If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place.
It's at Hamilton Registry Office, at 2.30pm. The bride's name is Moira, she's 5'4", about 8 stone, quite pretty, has her own income and is a really good cook.

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