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It's Friday Fun Time


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Scotland's 'stay at home rule' lifted after 3 months.

This will make no difference at all to their World Cup plans.

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I was chatting to the dentist.

"What's the best toothpaste?" I asked him.

"Colgate," he said. "It kills 99.9% of bacteria in your mouth."

"So what about Colgate Sensitive?"

"It kills the same amount," he explained, "but it doesn't hurt their feelings."

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My Chinese mate is a sound engineer

Wan Too

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At a government affair, the wives of four world leaders are chatting about how people refer to a penis in their countries. The wife of Tony Blair says in England people call it a gentleman, because it stands up when women are entering. The wife of Boris Yeltsin says in Russia you call it a patriot, because you never know if it will hit you on the front or on the back side. The wife of Chirac says in France you call it a curtain, because it goes down after the act. With great resignation, the wife of Clinton says in the USA you call it a rumor, because it goes from mouth to mouth…

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If you get an email or a Whatsapp with the subject "ding dong" don't open it.

It's the Jehovah's Witnesses working from home.

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How can I make this about me.

Thought Meghan...

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Good one Ray. :lol: :thumbup:
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Stephen wrote: 10 Apr 2021, 17:55
Good one Ray. :lol: :thumbup:
Yes spot on :lol:

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Olaf the Norseman is shopping at a supermarket when he comes across an old lady in a wheelchair, almost in tears.
"What's the matter?" asks Olaf.
"Oh," sobs the old lady. "I want to have a look at the frozen puddings but, as you can see, there are three steps down into the chiller cabinets."
"No problem," says Olaf, lifting her onto his back. "I'll take you."
Olaf strolls through the chiller cabinets with the old lady on his back. She selects several puddings and puts them in the basket he is carrying for her.
At the other end the old lady's husband is waiting with her wheelchair.
"I'd really like to thank you," says the old lady as Olaf sets her back down in the chair, "but I don't even know who you are!"
Olaf just waves and walks off.
"I was really worried about you," says the old lady's husband. "What have you been doing?"
She replies, "Well, I've been through the desserts on a Norse with no name."

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I went to the doctor to ask about over masturbating…he said, “there was nothing wrong with it”

…why the hell did I get thrown off the bus then?

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