It's Friday Fun Time
Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
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Stephen
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Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
It's Friday Fun Time
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Stephen
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Made a right tit of myself when the new boss introduced himself earlier.
Turns out Neil was his name not a command.
Turns out Neil was his name not a command.
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Stephen
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Stephen
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Kids today don't know how well off they are..
I was orphaned at a young age and raised by a pack of hyenas.
No toys, no posh house, facing starvation scouring for food, but boy, did we have some laughs.
I was orphaned at a young age and raised by a pack of hyenas.
No toys, no posh house, facing starvation scouring for food, but boy, did we have some laughs.
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Stephen
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Stephen
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I called my girlfriend from my best mate's phone.
She answered, "Hello big d*ck."
How cool is it that? She knew I was using his phone.
She answered, "Hello big d*ck."
How cool is it that? She knew I was using his phone.
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After nearly 50 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband, begin to massage her in ways he hadn't in quite some time. It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back. He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down, stopping just over her stomach. He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, working down her side, passing gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf. Then, he proceeded up her thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became silent.
As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, ‘Honey that was wonderful. Why did you stop?' To which he responded: 'I found the remote.'...
As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, ‘Honey that was wonderful. Why did you stop?' To which he responded: 'I found the remote.'...
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I'm pretty sure my wife is seeing another man....
I won't start celebrating though until I'm certain!
I won't start celebrating though until I'm certain!
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I don't know what these are...
Ariana Grande...
A coffee from Starbucks that Millennials drink?
Miley Cyrus...
A Persian distance?
Justin Beaver...
A moment of Beastiality?
Taylor Swift...
A quick cloth cutter?
Lady Gaga...
A time of the month when a woman is extra crazy?
Kanye West...
A compass direction to spicy pepper?
Kardashian...
A Russian breed of speedy dog?
Katy Perry...
A wine for cats?
Ariana Grande...
A coffee from Starbucks that Millennials drink?
Miley Cyrus...
A Persian distance?
Justin Beaver...
A moment of Beastiality?
Taylor Swift...
A quick cloth cutter?
Lady Gaga...
A time of the month when a woman is extra crazy?
Kanye West...
A compass direction to spicy pepper?
Kardashian...
A Russian breed of speedy dog?
Katy Perry...
A wine for cats?
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Stephen
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