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56,212 people in attendance at the Poland vs England game with almost all being Polish. I wonder if they flew out from Heathrow or Gatwick

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We were driving down the M1 when I said "I think those people in the car next to us are from wales",

"Why do you think that?" she said. "well , the kids are writing on the window and it says "stit ruoy su wohs".

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One day a 12-year old boy was walking down the street when a car pulled up beside him and the window was wound down.

"I'll give you a bag of lollies if you get in the car", said the male driver.
"No way, get stuffed", replied the boy.

"How about a bag of lollies and £10?" asked the driver.

"I said no way", replied the irritated youngster.

"What about a bag of lollies and FIFTY QUID, eh"? quizzed the driver, still rolling slowly to keep up with the walking boy.

"No, I'm not getting in the fricken car!" answered the boy

"OK, I know what you want, I'll give you £100 and a bag of lollies", the driver offered.

"NO," screamed the boy.

"What will it take to get you into the car"? asked the driver with a long sigh.

The boy replied,

":Listen Dad, you bought the Skoda, you live with it."

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Stephen wrote: 10 Sep 2021, 06:53
56,212 people in attendance at the Poland vs England game with almost all being Polish. I wonder if they flew out from Heathrow or Gatwick
Naah ... they walked else hopped on a bus ;)
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Father talks to his 5-year-old son: “No, Petie, you don’t have to worry. There is no monster sleeping under your bed. It sleeps every day in the bed next to me.”

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