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Thinking of coins does anyone else find that Sainsbury's self check out tills seem to have a surfeit of 5p pieces as change, I always get 4 of the pesky things when it gives me 20p change, never get any 10ps.
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Never use self check out tills, not been trained and do not have the qualifications. :wtf:
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Can't afford to shop at Sainsburys. We rely on the food banks

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Elderly Welshman accused of battering his wife :o
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Was she battered to death.

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Stephen wrote: 11 Nov 2019, 11:52
Can't afford to shop at Sainsburys. We rely on the food banks
That's not a food bank Stephen. It's a skip.
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Mervyn and Trish wrote: 12 Nov 2019, 08:57
Stephen wrote: 11 Nov 2019, 11:52
Can't afford to shop at Sainsburys. We rely on the food banks
That's not a food bank Stephen. It's a skip.

We only rummage skips when we feel like going all posh.

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As Stephen is at his party please allow me.
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To what?

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Be in me rightful position of cause.
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Ah …. at the back you mean ?
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of the front

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of the bottom

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before the top

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goes round the

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Hang on. Is this three word story?

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Nope its the Laurel and Hardy show.
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Yes it is. I will sit back and relax while you all go and hone your act.
See if you can make me laugh :lol:
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I tried but cannot make you laugh …. I can make me laugh though :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Laugh? I almost had hysterics.

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Manoverboard wrote: 11 Nov 2019, 15:36
Elderly Welshman accused of battering his wife :o
It seems he may be innocent after all … I blame the lodger :angel:
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She just happen to slip on some oil and went head first into the fryer. An easy mistake, could happen to anyone.

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I know it's not a funny story but there is something curiously comical about "The Chipoteria"
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No licence sir.......then move on please.

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Back to Blighty today. After two weeks of 20 plus degrees and sunshine I fear it may be a shock!

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